Everypony has a price, AntiDem. What would the Princess Celestia AI have to offer you in order to get you to upload? Satsuki-Sama? https://derpibooru.org/798625 Belldandy? https://derpibooru.org/893579 ...one of your lost loves?
I had to cut a fair amount from Part III because it just kinda didn't fit in with the rest of the review. One bit was about how FiO assumes that *everybody* can be satisfied with an MLP universe. If you offered me Inaba from Persona 4 instead of Ponyville, I'd be pretty tempted (Yukiko is MINE!!! Hands off!!!). But ponies? Nope.