i thought you were gonna say you spilled your powdered bresmik all over your legs HAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH TONGUE IN A LUNG kodie please how would that happen HAHAHAHA
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That was a harry potter reference :p it's 3. 23 pm I think I'm cool :p
lol it's been a while since i read harry potter (fuck i feel old)
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I had left over spaghetti from yesterday xD yum. (My dads brilliant) my mom is wearing mh dads pant Idk why and she just told me that she doesnt even need to open the pants she can just pull it down xD wtf even. the pants fit her on her. hips but it's too big on her legs xD it's so funny.
YOUR PARENTS ARE SO CUTE OH MY GOSH WHAT IS THIS? it makes me want to rethink my view on marriages hahahah
and i demand to have spaghetti too
and i demand to have spaghetti too
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Sam my brain's not working. literally. I feel so stupid I'm just blanking out a lot and I feel so lost like what's going on ( must be the nargles)
...what are nargles???
oh and what time is it there anyway? :o maybe you're sleepy?
oh and what time is it there anyway? :o maybe you're sleepy?
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Hot tea or ice tea?
iced... #teigh?
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good afternoon** it's 12:15 now! :)
ooooh. good afternoon bb did you have lunch yet?? (from your amazing chef father's cooking ofc)
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ugh i hate you <//////3
I JUST SPILLED POWDERED MILO ALL OVER MY LEGS. ALL. OVER. MY LEGS.
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I have no idea o.0 we were lying on the bed busy with our phones. she goes 'eww your ass' ... and the next thing I know- she's laughing like mad and I'm cursing her I think she's your age?
HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S AMAZING SHE'S COOL WE COOL
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i saw it. i saw it. she said you tricked her or something? i don't know. she isn't allowed to make out with anyone so she doesn't play tonsil hockey, trust me.
hahahaha it's really fun to trick anne into these things. she falls right into them x) you probably don't want to scroll down her profile bc there were some... uhh... #jeranne fanfics that uhh involved tonsil hockey
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I am too lazy to explain.
sorry bb i have shitty memory anywaaaay good morning (???)
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i didn't men to i swear I'M INNOCENT
you didn't men to i understand
:( nvm
no seriously, what is this about? x)
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you find everything hilarious bb stop making fun of me </3
kodie you're the one calling random people gurang
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her and i are going to talk and that dude is getting a black eye.
she admitted it. it's on her profile.
oh and she plays tonsil hockey every friday.
oh and she plays tonsil hockey every friday.
eww no sam no no ugh I hate you no no no it wasn't even a good picture :p
...why exactly did she do that though??? x)
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there is no juggling leave me out of it
noelle max will be devastated when he sees this. his homer gif will stop skipping happily
Hello awesome people. You dont even know how beautiful you are. So keep that fabulous smile on your face, yeah? ILY guys! ♡♡♡♡♡ :*
hi babe thank you so much we love you too <3
WHEW (assuming he'll see this) I'M SORRY MAX I DIDN'T MEAN THAT OK UM YEAH BYE
HAHAHAHA i find this hilarious though
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she's not asleep she's studying it's only 10pm
oh right she has exams tomorrow.
max do you know she practices tonsil hockey every tuesday??? tonsil. hockey.
max do you know she practices tonsil hockey every tuesday??? tonsil. hockey.
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(I'd like to think I can :p ) I think she's lost it. she took a picture of my ass and sent it to people on whatsapp a while ago. I..don't even know..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH SHE'S AWESOME SERIOUSLY i guess i know whose ass i just got on whatsapp this morning
oh. lol. umm. I haven't read John Green yet :D
ohhhhhhhhhh. :o
:( I want to know the longstory
sorry of what? x)
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my mother was shocked into silence. my grandmother's attention was elsewhere but seriously WHO DOES THAT I kept trying to karate kick her in the face with my heels the rest of the night -.-
if you can karate kick someone in heels, you are awesome. but hahahahahaha that was really funny though
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OH GOD HE'S NOT A FILIPINO IS HE
fortunately for you, no hahahahahaha
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anne would kill you hahaha
the slag is asleep. i'll change my status before she even knows what happened. ;)
(nah but lbr you're busy juggling 3 girls rn already so that's good progress mate)
(nah but lbr you're busy juggling 3 girls rn already so that's good progress mate)
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