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PLEASE DO BECAUSE NOW I'M EXCITED. I GOT THE TREE OUT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOUR MOM LET YOU TAKE IT OUT?
CHRISTMAS MOVEMENT. I LOVE STUART. THE DUKE IS MY GIRL. I'M SORRY CAPS ARE COOL.
CHRISTMAS MOVEMENT PLEASE I KIND OF REALLY AM CONSIDERING THIS
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from the crying potato
THERE WAS ANOTHER VERSION (when i stayed out in the sun too much working on my tan)
http://ask.fm/iamsammadison/answer/115685427593
http://ask.fm/iamsammadison/answer/115685427593
oH MY GOD
is this from the sexual screenshot hahahahah
Do you know any famous vegetarians or vegans?
no but look at this my friend says autocorrect but i don't believe her
PWCD - people who can't dance ;) I'm so original
@BehindTheNiqab @zee bbys it's a thing now *happy dance*
this club is becoming a thing Sam
we need a club name this is a dream come true
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2 cute
AYESHA HELPED ME SEE THE LIGHT http://ask.fm/iamsammadison/answer/115685099913
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SAM IT TOOK ME A YEAR TO FIND OUT HOW TO LINK A PREVIOUS ANSWER APPARENTLY YOU CLICK THE TIME IT WAS POSTED '3 minutes ago' OR WHENEVER
OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Hahaha, you poor thing! so how are you?
today has been one of the most awesometistic days of my life haha see sarah 3 people already want to join our (terribly depressing) i can't dance club
i cnat breathe "my potato peels are rejoicing"
i liek potaetos 5evah dont u?????
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yOU HAVE US NOW!!!!!!
i've spent minutes trying to figure out how to refer back to a previous answer but i'm giving up bec i'm so lame like that so i'll just say MY POTATO PEELS ARE REJOICING
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!!! you're the cool one
nooooo i've literally been stalking all you when i see your convos and think to myself "why am i so lame and awkward i have no friends"
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Ayesha and Zee, you guys she was already mine first dudes.. love both your names btw but sam is mine and edu doesnt share sammy and sam omg i just cant, john is an idiot omf. Im serious laughing hard right oh god
it doesn't end there!!! see this is what happened when i got home:
dinner with mom, dad, and my big brother
dad: how's school
bro: it's okay.
me: dad i got dumped.
dad: *splurts out his soda* WHAT
dinner with mom, dad, and my big brother
dad: how's school
bro: it's okay.
me: dad i got dumped.
dad: *splurts out his soda* WHAT
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sam i adore your writing aaaah and you added my book to your reading list and i totally freaked out
WHY ARE ALL THE COOL PEOPLE SUDDENLY TALKING TO ME OMG
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no, don't apologize http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130714130600/glee/images/8/8b/That's_the_most_beautiful_thing_I've_ever_heard.gif
*cries* i can finally be a singer-songwriter i'm so--i'm just--i'd like to thank my sponsors
http://ask.fm/iamsammadison/answer/115687104137 you're officially my favorite :') and yes. can this club please be a thing? @behindtheniqab & @lebrokenarrow
I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THAT PIC AND THIS the struggle was real
omg can you? that will make it like 1385939837x more special <33333333333333333 what rhymes with potato...and cookie....
"oh baby-y-y
you gave me a cookie-ie-ie
i was happy-y-y
and you're name was zee-e-e"
I'M SORRY I TRIED
you gave me a cookie-ie-ie
i was happy-y-y
and you're name was zee-e-e"
I'M SORRY I TRIED
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OMG haha, i'm too uncool for anyone to dump me lol.
DUDE it wasn't even a proper dumping but anyway here's how it happened:
so i was in 1st grade and i had a crush on the 3rd grader who rides in the same bus as me and one day, i wrote "i love jan" on a piece of paper and this girl saw it and snatched it from me and passed it around to the people sitting around us and then the paper reached my crush and he said
"you spelled my name wrong. it's j-o-h-n. i don't like you. i'm dumping you."
CAN YOU IMAGINE SUCH CRUELTY EDU CAN YOU
so i was in 1st grade and i had a crush on the 3rd grader who rides in the same bus as me and one day, i wrote "i love jan" on a piece of paper and this girl saw it and snatched it from me and passed it around to the people sitting around us and then the paper reached my crush and he said
"you spelled my name wrong. it's j-o-h-n. i don't like you. i'm dumping you."
CAN YOU IMAGINE SUCH CRUELTY EDU CAN YOU
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SHASHA, BYE. Sam is obviously mine, can't you see how amazing our ship is #zamforever #bye
there's plenty of sam to go around (WHAT DID I REALLY JUST SAY THAT)
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also i am in the club too okay
you didn't even have to ask ;)
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omg Sam just experienced an ask spammer my baby is growing up http://ask.fm/iamsammadison/answer/115686277001
SORRY I AM SOCIALLY IMPAIRED IT WAS MY FIRST TIME are you proud babe are you are you
agh. a song? i'm really tempted to pick like a salsa song or smth. these are all my recently played songs: conga - gloria estefan, i got a woman - ray charles, good vibrations - the beach boys, sexy back - justin timberlake, hey ya - outkast, idk man, if i'm in charge of gifs, you should do songs
i need to write a song about how you gave a potato some cookies
ZED: GO AWAY, SAM IS MINE WE ARE #SAMESHA
babe i already lost count on how many people you're ship with
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