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sam i'm sorry that i'm stalking issac

are you purposely misspelling his name bc if you are, i want to do the same hahahaha hello issac HAHAHAHA i feel so weirdly accomplished for having said that
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You're picking on my vocabulary but you're the writer here. :p I have them on my phone so I can watch them when nobody wants to talk to me xD Random fact: Elsa and Anna's parents are apparently Tarzan's parents too. My sister was saying that to me when we were at cold stone xD

my vocabulary sucks, really. i get so frustrated when i write bc all my words seem repetitive, it sucks.
that "xD" is so bitter, attached to that sentence hahaha
I'VE SEEN THAT POST ON 9GAG and idk, the others, i can believe in, but i highly doubt the tarzan bit, for some reason. (also, i'll never get tired of saying, 'oh you disney-loving creature')
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Don't compliment me about being inept on the topic of girls :P I'm probably just funny because I'm not funny, does that make sense to you? I don't ever flirt, not even on facebook, because my sister knows my password to everything. xD

it kind of does make sense hahahahaha. and my brother knows my password on everything but facebook hahahaha.

My sister has a copy of The Millers and a loooooooooooooooot of other movies. Impromptu (did I spell it right? *crying*) Sleepover! I like that <3

Erin the Bear
TONIGHT? PLEASE? EVEN IF IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US, IF THE OTHERS CAN'T GO
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I can be sneaky, I'll sleep at the farthest part of the library so she locks me in < that sounds so sinister. Well my mom is an English professor and my dad is a businessman so dorky words get tossed around the house a lot. Hope you won't think the videos are lame because I have them in my phone xD

yes, it does sound so sinister hahahahaha. ahhh, i should have expected that from a guy who says the word "halitosis" so casually in a conversation hahahaha. i'll get to them, i promise. YOU HAVE THEM ON YOUR PHONE HAHAHAHA cute
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I don't sleep around thank you very much. Jk my sister is just more sociable. xD Ice cream girl looked like she was too awesome to date a nerd so maybe we can forget about it xD No, clueless and slow when it comes to boys. :p of course I meant girls.

hahahahaha good for you. ;) haven't we already had had this convo before. dorky guys/nerds = life. and your sense of humor, dare i say it, is all right too. :P
well, you never know. hahaha and you're a lot like my (six-pack-less) brother when it comes to girls then hahahahahaha. once he forgot to log out of fb on the tablet and i spent the whole day reading his convos with girls (oops) and laughing so much at his attempts at flirting. they were so awkward it was painful to read
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

if this convo was going on in kik, i'd be throwing my phone out bc the emoticons are just

I'm cool with homosexual roommates as long as they don't hit on me or bring their boyfriends to our room. Otherwise I would just choose to sleep in the library forever. (Idiosyncrasy is a common word in our house xD)

the librarian will kick you out :P then you have an awesome family.
(also, i am refraining from answering that one question with the youtube links until i get to watching them. i'm torrenting rn so the videos refuse to work, shitty internet and all)
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One day we'll read them all I swear

one day. and if that fateful day shall come, it will truly be remarkable. (what even)
AND HAS SAUL REPLIED YET OR

She always has a boyfriend but it changes every few weeks or so, I don't even bother keeping track anymore. It's not like I don't date xD It just doesn't happen very often because I'm always so clueless and slow (says my twin). My sister picks on me a lot too, mostly bc of my personality xD

HAHAHAHAHA clearly your sister is not as helpless as you are. i'm still holding onto the hope that you'll someday meet ice cream girl and manage to sweep her off her feet. ;)
"clueless and slow." when it comes to girls?

who's issac?

it's isaac*
apparently, he's not fake, nor is he blind. but he does admit to being my stalker

oh gosh thats terrifying i dont play with dolls just the movies SIS IS RUINING ME SAM HELP

Ayesha
AYESHA, YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN RUINED LONG BEFORE SIS EXISTED
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