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well looks-wise they're still cute but attitude wise i've met more chinito douchebags more than anything else. I don't really have a looks-type but i don't have a choice i think my family has this what everyone would call "the great wall." which sucks for me ugh. No you'll offer me yourself ;)

chloe
"the great wall" omf hahaha but poor you. :/ this kind of makes me want to ask if you have had a boyfriend yet?
This is totally unrelated but I'm at the Fine Arts building in the campus and it's like a completely different world here. Everything looks so... Artsy.

Hey, Sam. Sorry we didn't get to talk much today as I'm pretty occupied with my job (yes, a job, someone "gave" it to me on my birthday). Anyway you should sleep. Good night to you, Tater Tot. I gotta go earn money for our family jk

It's all right. Sorry, I actually fell asleep. And I think I have to fix my sleeping habits hahaha I woke up with a headache (I'm still kind of dizzy rn) and threw up and stuff but I can't skip class so yeah. What's this job? (: Have fun.
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I was like -.- "I'm not there talking about your d Saul" but he just laughed it off. And yeah, I vote for the boobs being better than the balls, same goes for ovaries

SAUL IS AWESOME HAHAHAHA
YES, YES. WE SHOULD MAKE THIS MOVEMENT HAHAH
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I cannot complain about them, they're a good size. He actually said I had pretty boobs once cos we have this girl in our class who's like DoubleDs and he was saying she was ugly but she deffo has the boobs, and another guy was like "Moira'll get jealous" and he said mine were pretty as well and +

HAHAHAHAHA
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My shameless snapchat story hahahahaha Thank you Sam, I was feeling reckless

Haha all for a good cause ;) I'll probably never have the guts to do that though so I applaud you. And I think I should promote using "you've got boobs" instead of "you've got balls" bc that's completely sexist and boobs are way awesomer so Moira, you've got great boobs to do that. (Pun not intended)
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I think he did, it was pretty obvious. Plus there was no bra strap in there, and he could pretty much see half my boobs in one of the pictures

POOR GUY PROBABLY CAN'T WEAR TIGHT PANTS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DID GOOD. You deserve a reward.
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I'm sure that influenced on him responding pretty fast. But hey! Boobs must work for something, don't they?

HAHAHAHAHA DID HE NOTICE? DID HE OUTRIGHT ACKNOWLEDGE IT?
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Like how do penises fit in really really right pants. His answer: they must be really small. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I actually did, oops

HAHAHAHAHHAHA HIS ANSWER MAKES SENSE (I'll never see tight pants the same way ever again)
OH MY GOSH.
OH MY GOOOSH.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA MOIRA YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT HAHAHA
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Hahaha well since Sean and I were busy in July and didn't do Nano were doing it this month and the rest of our group joined and it became a thing - so far, I'm ahead! BUY ONE NOW I LOVE PENS AND OMG REALLY THATS SO COOL HAHAHA how are you babe?

Ayesha
WHY WAS IT NOW AYESHANOWRIMO SINCE YOU'RE WAY HOTTER THAN ANY OF THEM ;) (HAHAHAHA)
It's 1 am do you want me to go out and buy a pen?
I'M DOING ALL RIGHT BEEN TRYING TO SOCIALIZE WITH THE FRESHMEN BUT SO FAR I'M FAILING HAHAHAHAHHAA WHAT ABOUT YOU?

LAMA PUNSIHMENTS FOR LAME PPL HAH <3 JK ILY / SHE WAS KIDDING WHEN SHE SAID THAT.... I THINK? / THESE DAYS WILL BE MY DEATH I SWEAR I SNAP AND SASS AT EVERYONE EVEN MY TEACHERS AND I GET PISSED AT THE LITTLEST THINGS. LIKE I GOT MAD BC A PIECE OF PAPER WAS DANGLING FROM MY SEATMATE'S NOTEBOOK

kodie
LAMA HAHAHHA YES I'M LAMA HAHAHAHAHA
STILL. YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME SO
OMF THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL EVERY SINGLE TIME. (I think we had this convo before. When Seth had a menstruating foot. Shit that was May? Or April.) WHAT? A PIECE OF PAPER... DANGLING ON A NOTEBOOK. UM... PAKIEXPLAIN LABYU
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I don't think he feels confident enough with others to talk about this. But I asked him some pretty awkward questions once, so I can't really blame him. And yeah, unfortunately he did, and that just makes it ten times more awkward cos that means he's been looking

QUESTIONS LIKE WHAT? X) OMF HE GUESSED IT RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you should have gone bra-less on your snapchat ;) JUST KIDDING HAHAHAHA
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BUT I AM THE ONLY GIRL HE TALKS ABOUT BOOBS WITH!! And he just asks questions like "how do they feel like?" And things like that. And he guessed my size once, and it was pretty awkward

Would you rather he discussed boobs with other girls? ;) THAT SOUNDS CUTE HAHAHAHAHA DID HE GET IT RIGHT?
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YOUR PUNISHMENTS ARE LAME / OH YEAH PATTY MY BURGER IS GREAT IN MATH. MY TEACHER THOUGHT I CHEATED MY WAY THROUGH IT BUT NU-UH I DID NOT / i swear i will buy a (cheap) phone and will never tell my parents so they won't confiscate it / YES KINDA BC TWO WORDS: RED DAYS

kodie
YES OUR PUNISHMENTS ARE LAME. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE SUKI AKO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
PATTY YOUR BURGER HAHAHAHA (PATTY CAN I CALL YOU KRABBY) AND YOUR TEACHER DAT LIL SHIT HOW DARE HEEEEE
OHHHHH. I FEEL YOUR PAIN. HERE IS AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF ICE CREAM AND BOOKS AND A FREE PASS TO SKIP ALL YOUR CLASSES UNTIL THE BLOODY DAYS ARE OVER
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NO SHE HASN'T I'VE BEEN SO BUSY WITH SEANOWRIMO I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO SPEAK TO AMY OF DA BAES omfg ballpoint hahahahahahaha I LOVE YOU SAM

Ayesha
WHAT IS SEANOWRIMO I'VE BEEN SO OUT OF THE LOOP I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS
I'M SERIOUS. I'M THINKINBOF BUYING A PEN TOMORROW BEFORE CLASS BUT YEAH, I'LL PROBABLY FORGET ILY AYESHA
I SAW SOMEONE WEARING A NIQAB A FEW DAYS AGO AND I THOUGHT OF YOU
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I ACTUALLY CALL THEM MGA 'ALIPIN' OR KAYA 'HAMPAS-LUPA' AND THEY DON'T COMPLAIN BC THE CROWN IS ON MY HEAD HAH / ARE YOU SURE ABT THAT? I MIGHT ASK YOU AND ERIN MATH EQ. EVERYDAY LOL. I GOT 40/50 IN MY LAST MATH TEST. MY HIGHEST MATH SCORE EVA / i don't have my phone atm so i can't download kik rn

kodie
HAHAHAHHAA PAG LATE KAMI NOON, THE PUNISHMENT IS TO CUT THE FIRST PERIOD CLASS FOR "COMMUNITY SERVICE" WHICH IS BASICALLY PICKING UP GARBAGE AROUND THE CAMPUS FOR AN HOUR (IT WAS ACTUALLY FUN)
I ENCOURAGE YOU TO ASK US. Or ask Pat ;) (hi Pat, if you see this) AND CONGRATS THAT'S PRETTY HIGH
Nah, it's all right. (:
(ARE YOU REALLY FEELIN SHITTY BB HOW ARE YOU)
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OH MY GOSH HI SAMMY DID YOU KNOW ZED IS BACK ALSO HOW WAS COLLEGE ANY CUTE BOYS??

Ayesha
AT FIRST I WAS LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS ZED BUT YESSS I KNOW SHE'S BACK DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THE THING ALREADY OR
I'LL HAVE MY FIRST DAY FOR A MAJOR CLASS TOMORROW I'M NERVOUS I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BALLPEN YET HAHAHAHHA
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I AM ALWAYS LATE SINCE THE START OF OUR CLASSES. EACH SEC IS REQUIRED TO GIVE PUNISHMENTS TO LATECOMERS MY SEC'S PUNISHMENT IS WEARING A CROWN AND SASH THAT SAYS "LATE ROYALTY" / I NEED TO FUCKEN PASS MATH THIS TIME GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST FAILED MATH LAST YEAR / i don't know/have kik fb maybe?

kodie
WELL AT LEAST YOU'RE ROYALTY. THAT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM LIKE A PUNISHMENT SINCE YOU CAN CALL THEM ALL YOUR PEASANTS HAHAHAHAHA
TELL US IF YOU NEED HELP (ERIN'S AWESOME AT MATH) (OR NOT) HAHAHA YOU CAN DO THIS A I ASSURE YOU YOU CAN
I... deleted the FB app and it kind of sucks to use the mobile web thingy huhu
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IT'S OKAY BB OVERSLEEPING IS A NATURAL OCCURRENCE IN A TEENAGER'S LIFE / I HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING EXCEPT MY MATH NOTES AND A FEW CHAPTERS OF 5:48 / UM THIS IS EMBARRASSING BUT WHAT IS A KIK?

kodie
THAT REALLY ASSURES ME BC I KEEP BEING LATE TO MY FIRST CLASSES BC I SLEEP TOO MUCH HAHAHAHAHAH
5:48 made me cry as well btw aND WHY ARE YOU READING YOUR MATH NOTES HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's a messenger app and um I don't really use it much too but yeah (: ("kik" sounds like a code for phone sex though hahahahahahahah)
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I guess that's why he wants to be a doctor hahahaha I remember when he thought he wanted to be a surgeon and we ended up talking about boobs. HE TALKS ABOUT BOOBS TOO MUCH WITH ME AND I SWEAR THAT IS NOT NORMAL

OH MY GOSH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA well, he's a guy, so it's pretty normal. But for him to talk about this with you... Well um
How exactly does the coversation go? X)
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AWW SORRY I WASN'T THERE <3 LOVE YOU LOADS BABE / ANYWAY HOW WAS YOUR DAY COLLEGE GURL

kodie
IT'S ALL RIGHT IT WAS STUPID BABE AND NO CLASSES TODAY BC MONDAY. Buuuut in any case, I was supposed to go to this Freshmen Welcome Assembly thing earlier but GUESS WHO OVERSLEPT?
Anyway, I finished reading Naomi and Ely's No-Kiss List and I... Um... Cried hahahahhahaa
ALSO THE PUBMAT DO YOU HAVE KIK

What did they say? xD And he did, I gotta admit I love seeing his stupid face

It's been so long I can't remember. I think I basically just got over my fear of them and we played like nothing ever happened hahaha
SAUL'S THE ONLY MEDICINE YOU NEED MOIRA.
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