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"seeing each other's potatoes" our code language is wonderful

this has literally been the most potato-filled day of my life and i must say that code is life

your comments on htlabb = life

i think the only proper way to reply to this is by saying ;) (this is oozing with sexual tension)

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u know sam the next time u want to give me a heart attack please warn me bECAUSE HOLY SHIT U FOLLOWED ME

the next time i give you a heart attack you and i will be seeing each other's potatoes babe AND OF COURSE I DID

write a song yes

okay okay ummm
"you saw my potatoes
and this is how it goes"
omg i can't think of anything else is my singer-songwriter career done already

Yes as in guys

I don't really have one? Hahaha I usually have this fixation on tall guys though. But as long as he's funny and like gets me, I usually just fall for him in less than three hours (I'm still in the friendzone with my guy bff but meh)

all i can think of is dram which sounds like a baby goat with foot disease

CRYIN it's going to be an epidemic babe samew? madrew?

How long does it take for you to write a chapter?

IT'S BEEN FOREVER SINCE I ACTUALLY GOT A REAL QUESTION
And if I don't get distracted, I can finish a 3500 word chapter in around 3 hours (but unfortunately i always get distracted)
Liked by: Ayesha

LET IT GO. LET IT GO.

i'm actually sad because i actually like the song "iridescent" by linkin park but now whenever i hear it, frozen comes to my mind
Liked by: Melody

Do you want to build a snowman?

WHY DID I LITERALLY THINK OF THIS LIKE 5 SECONDS AGO ANON DID YOU READ MY MIND
oh and gtfo ana (nah jk bb)
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((mom voice)) ok

you know what drew we make a good mother-daughter team but it's not working for me i want to ship us

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