GAH YOU'RE SO SWEET
YOU'RE SWEETER LIKE SERIOUSLY it's even in your wp username ;)
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I KNOW when women ovulate but i'm too lazy to count?
hahaha idk when i ovulate bc i have irregular period but the real question is WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS HAHAHAHAHAHHHA
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My cousin is only 12 and write wary better stories than me. This is hell. (You might know her as Julie) she acts wayyy toooooooo mature.
julie??? (also, who is this? or did yo just forget to untick anon haha)
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(at least I think I'm not ovulating? ??,???)
HAHAHAHAHA OMF ASMA is it the 14th day after you started your last period. if not, you're safe, bruh hahahahahahaha
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Saaaaame maaaan. he's 10. and extremely distracted and disinterested alao I'm one to talk because I'm supposed to be cleaning up dinner but here I sit crying about how I don't have a crush and I want people to love me???????
I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ATM TOO like idk i feel like i should have one but no i haven't met anyone interesting hahahaha and i love you babe so does that count???
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i literally almost fell out of my chair when you added it to your list. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
IT LOOKS AWESOME BB AND NO PROBLEM IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO AND ALL YOUR STORIES LOOK FAB TBH
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He accidentally made a ship name for me and him the other day. He mixed his name with my middle name (funny thing cos e has the tendency of calling me by that name) and it was hilarious
WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? AND OMF THAT'S REALLY CUTE
my nudes seem to be in high demand today and I'm not even ovulating! did I really just say that what what. HI SAM IM TEACHING MY BRO MATH and I'm realising my multiplication needs practice lol. U TELL
"i'm not even ovulating" HAHAHAHAH I CAN'T BREATHE.
ALSO, i suck at arithmetic now bc i'm so reliant on the calculator oops hahahahaha HOW OLD IS YOUR BROTHER
ALSO, i suck at arithmetic now bc i'm so reliant on the calculator oops hahahahaha HOW OLD IS YOUR BROTHER
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procrastinating and hating homework is life.
college life in a nutshell, basically hahahaha
also, I CAN'T WAIT TO READ LONG STORY SHORT tho atm i still have to catch up on a lot of the stories on my reading list buuut definitely someday
also, I CAN'T WAIT TO READ LONG STORY SHORT tho atm i still have to catch up on a lot of the stories on my reading list buuut definitely someday
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*nods* I understand. But you've set expectations fat too high.
go forth. you shall one day surpass those expectations that are /fat/ too high (HAHAHAHAH)
That sounds like a sexual innuendo
bc it is ;)
I am enlightened. Where do I head, master?
seek greater heights till you surpass your teacher
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[i'm blushing again] i'm good! how bout you?
cursing homework, as usual. i've been procrastinating all day bc SHERLOCK asdfjdsafsfh
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Are you saying if I keep traveling, I'll find more hot guys?
alas, u r the enlightened one
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He disappears after giving me the potato powers. He says something about, "the potato with a bikini stole my heart."
that must have been isaac then. he's really good at disappearing.
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name your bprice
your nudes bb ;) hahahaha jk but HI ASMA HOW ARE YOU
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Hot is an understatement, Sam.
well did you bang him
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I don't even have time for a dramatic love life tbh. I am not even sure if I want to stay here after I graduate, so I don't need a love life and everything to get messy. I hate messes! :P I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN OF WHAT HE HAS COOKED LET ALONE YOU XD! Go study xD (I should be studying too, oops!)
IT'S 11:40 PM WHY WOULD I STUDY WHEN I CAN WASTE MY TIME WITH ASK AND WATTPAD? haha jk but seriously tomorrow. tomorrow, i shall study hahaha
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Join the club, we are such losers for not having a love life xD! I'm okay with it too, let's focus on our lives first! :) I am great, but hungry. My dad's cooking and the smell of the food *Drools*. wbu?
we're not losers bb hahahaha it's honestly all right haha like eh whatever happens happens but atm i'm all right with the way things are haha AND GIVE ME SOME OF THAT WHAT IS HE COOKING
i'm just chilling with my laptop and fighting the urge to binge-watch sherlock bc i should be working on my homework.
(i'm still not working on it though haahahhaahah)
i'm just chilling with my laptop and fighting the urge to binge-watch sherlock bc i should be working on my homework.
(i'm still not working on it though haahahhaahah)
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yo. hi. entertain me
i require payment though
You asked about my love life xD and I asked about yours, so spill it love! ;)
BABE LIKE i literally have none??? hahahahaha and i'm kind of okay with that (most times, anyway hahahaha) how are youuuuuu
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No its omg bas im acting as a maniac rn
what hahahahha
TPOCE tho. *weeps* It's so beautiful.
MYKA OMF THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M SO FLATTERED how are you bb??
The journey has taken such a great toll I think it's safe to say I've found the wizard.
is he hot, that is the question
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You never replied back </3
omf which oneeeee shit sorry <////3 i haven't really been on ask much bb
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