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-the heat -21 jump street -22 jump street -bad neighbours -this is life -ugly truth -we're the millers -this is the end uhh.i can't think of more rn?

asma
21 JUMP STREET. I HAVEN'T SEEN 22 YET BUT I WANT TO. and uh thanks so much for the recommendations i'll be sure to take note of them <3
Liked by: asma

UM SAY WHAAA...... / I DON'T THINK ISAAC WOULD BE PLEASED WITH YOU USING YOUR STICK FOR ENTERTAINING SOMEONE ELSE

kodie
isaac's not replying rn i'm heartbroken i need to get laid elsewhere. (JESUS CHRIST. I'M JK OKAY)
Liked by: Miksha asma kodie

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OH FUCK I FORGOT TO UNCHECK THE ANON THINGY LOL BUT SRSLY I'M BORED AF AND I TRIED MAKING COVERS BUT I HAVE NO INSPIRATION AND ERIN HASN'T REPLIED AND EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS SLEEPING

kodie
GO FLIRT WITH ANNE'S BIG BROTHER
OH AND HELLO BABE I STILL REQUIRE PAYMENT BUT HOW WILL I ENTERTAIN YOU DO I HAVE TO GET THE STICK OUT
Liked by: Miksha kodie

HE'S THE DAD IN WE'RE THE MILLERS CAMAAAN SAAAM

asma
OH. SORRY. I SEEEEEEEE. SORRY HAHAHAHAAHH I LOVE YOU I JUST DIDN'T UH KNOW THAT
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sam if you and max ever get shipped it'd be sax. that sounds a lot like sex don't you think? *pulls out gun and aims to head*

#isaam's going strong thank you very much
Liked by: Miksha kodie

wow she said that? that's disturbing. i would say anne hathaway but then again she's anne's dp ew gross

oh, max. she said a lot of things.
"What would you do if you had an extra hour of free time today?"
her answer: "sam."
she needs an intervention.

I'm awake and I'm standing right here, so I know what you're saying yes HOW FREAKING HOT WAS JASON SUDEIK-(we just call him Sudoko :p )BUT SERIOUSLY HOW HOT LIKE I NEVER

asma
WAIT WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS AGAIN???? (and idk him though? :o)
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Katiecruz sorry spelled wrong :3

ate katie is really sweet and caring and funny and sassy and she made that isaam fansign and IT WAS AWESOME and i honestly have to fight the urge to stab myself in the eye when she gets haters bc she doesn't deserve any of them. i almost lose faith in humanity every time.
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wow ravish you? anne we should talk

i'm too lazy to scroll down but a month ago there was a question
"Describe your favorite sandwich."
And Anne's reply was: "It has Sam in it."
Liked by: Miksha Erin the Bear

DID I JIST SEE A WE'RE THE MILLERS REFERENCE SOME WHERE I submit to your royalty ok

asma
oh my balls. oh my fucking balls.
NO RAGRETS, ASMA, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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