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Shit, if you didn't ask me about that I wouldn't have known. OMG i'm still laughing with tears in my eyes! And yes, my thoughts exactly! 50 shades is literature like OMG he is soooo funny!

Katie Cruz
HAHAHAHAHA this is why #himelle is such a stable ship. they both like some bdsm here and there. ;)
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Hi. I really like (love) your stories. You're cool. Bye Et t'es aussi trop mignonne. (And you're really sweet. I should stop bc you don't understand haha)

THANK YOU SO MUCH HAHA but WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I ACTUALLY DO UNDERSTAND? ;)
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uh no i don't though

Your bro watches porn? How old is he?? This reminds me of Noelle's friend (another guy) after watching porn, he plays. But OMG still can't get over the fact that HIM calls 50 shades literature.

Katie Cruz
He's 19 rn (still acts like a grade schooler a lot of times) hahaha and what do you mean by "plays"? AND YES. HIM. WHAT PART OF THAT IS LITERATURE.

Idk, kik is good if having personal chats that you don't want ask users to see but trust me, you'll eventually give it up. Chatting on ask is more exciting bc people who relate can just butt in the convo and you make instant friends. Ask is also the best bc it takes stalking to a whole new level. :P

Katie Cruz
I'VE STALKED SO MANY PEOPLE THROUGH ASK IT'S NOT EVEN LEGAL HAHA but i'll try kik someday hahahahaha
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Are you serious? :O YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!

Miksha
it won't looooooad :( maybe tmr when my bro's done jerking off (no wait i think he's actually asleep but the torrents are evil haha)
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Hahahaha noelle and I used to chat on twitter all the time but it has a limit to how many words you can post in a day. I do have kik too but gotten bored of it eventhough I had soooo much messages on it which i haven't replied to up to now. I'll settle for ask. The best chat site LOL

Katie Cruz
hahaha yes at first i thought it would just be idk about asking questions, really, but i'd actually only made friends through chatting on ask oops hahaha and SHOULD I DECIDE AGAINST GETTING KIK? hahaha
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Salut. J'aime trop tes histoires. T'es cool. Bye (hahah twitter is actually a really big step)

WHAT DID THAT MEEEEEEAN

That was hilarious, Sam! XD I feel you on the ebooks thing. I only buy it when the stupid ebook doesn't show correctly on my screen. -_-

Katie Cruz
it is a real struggle haha just last week, my friend convinced me to buy 2 books i haven't read yet but i only bought them bc i've read the other books by the authors hahaha (and I STILL HAVEN'T READ THEM BECAUSE NANO)
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Yeah well just make another one and you'll add me and I'll explain you everything (I hope you understand French) and yeah this is my second great idea of the day (what ?)

i don't understand french as much as i'd want to bec it's always been such a beautiful language to me haha but idk man i'm still struggling to get kik and then twitter? such a big step, man. such a big step.

Well if he's still your neighbor just go to his place at like 4 am and kill him in his sleep isn't that a super great idea

uh no. no. then i won't have a driver (HAHA THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT)
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ash??? ash moretti??

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I WANTED TO READ IT (sorry i still haven't) BUT SCROLL DOWN, YOU'LL FIND AROUND 4 OR 5 ANSWERS WITH ME SHAMELESSLY TALKING ABOUT MY (LACK OF) LOVELIFE HAHA
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Why don't you make a twitter

i made one. months before. using my real name, i mean. and uhhh this is going to sound lame but i don't understand it so i deleted it oops

okay so i have been shamelessly stalking you for so long and i'm gonna man up and say.. hi, what's up? xD

rubee
dUDE I'M THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN STALKING YOU i'm not even kidding haha you always pop up on my news feed or the stories i read you're EVERYWHERE and i'm like "man should i say hi or nahhh probably not" soooo HI! haha and uhm you're cool
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Well, that's what they called it when it first came out so all mom's everywhere were buying it like hot cakes. I picked ip a book and was like um, I'll download the ebook instead. Hahahahhaha

Katie Cruz
yesssss but wait now that we talked about this, this ebook thing is one of my greatest #firstworldproblems hahahaha. like, i love ebooks. i really do. but the problem is, when i read one, i either go "i'm glad i didn't buy the book" or "i liked it but not enough to buy the book" or "THIS NEEDS TO BE ON MY SHELF LIKE RN"
soooo when i'm in a bookstore, the struggle becomes: "OMG I'VE READ THIS AND IT'S GOOD I'M BUYING IT"
friend: uh if you read it before, why would you buy it?
me: beeeecause.
friend:
me: you wouldn't understand.
friend:
me: okay i'm not buying it
then i see a book i haven't read but it looks good
friend: buy it!
me: but idk if it's good or not
friend: how would you know if you wouldn't read it?
me: i'll read an ebook first
friend: but then you won't buy this because you read it already
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: i'm not buying anything
friend: we've been here for an hour!!
me: 3 hours, actually
friend: buy something
me: no

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Yeah, me, too. I would never sell/rent myself out for bdsm or just plain sex, you know. But hey, it's mommy porn. LOL I'm a mom but i don't read that crap. Well, I tried and FAILED.

Katie Cruz
"mommy porn" HAHAHAHAHAHA it was funny when a bunch of the guys at my hs started reading it and they were everywhere talking about it and stuff
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On wattpad. The inner goddess shit shaking her pom poms, Christian sounding like a 50 year old, like seriously whaddafuck he's 27 years old?? Urgh, It just didn't work out for me.

Katie Cruz
YESSSS and he's bipolar af and moody and too emotional and cold at the same time. i'm like, this is worse than a hormonal teenage girl on her period
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Right?? My sis in law was obsessed with it and kept raging how she wanted a Christian Grey. She was like maybe that's why my marriage failed bc of my expectations in men. LOL I read half of the book but stopped bc it was fcking ridiculous. I think I already pointed it out on my this and that journal

Katie Cruz
yEEEESSSS and then one time my mom asked me to download it for her bc she said a friend suggested it and i was like "ummm mom i can't find it on the net, okay? okay." i'd love a rich and gorgeous man, ofc, but if it came with that ridiculous stuff, no thank you. hahaha
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OMG i love the minions so much! We visited the new attraction at universal studios in LA, I drove my family there a few weeks ago and the ride was sooooo cute!!! "Minions don't get fly swatted!" They felt so real, I swear! XD

Katie Cruz
YESSSS THAT'S WHERE THAT PIC OF YOUR SON WAS TAKEN RIGHT? and that was one huge minion oh gosh hahaha
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