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And a good one at that ;)
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http://instagram.com/waverider_ I SAW THIS INSTAGRAM USER AND I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM I ACN'T EVEN EXPLAIN THE DEPTH OF MY LOVE FOR HIM
Um what even hahahah
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APPARENTLY I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO ISN'T HOT / OH MY GOD I WANT YOUR AUNT I'VE BEEN LITERALLY BEGGING YOU TO ADOPT ME SINCE THE DAY WE FIRST TALKED. EVERYONE GUSHES OVER THH IT'S JUST YOU WHO DOESN'T
ARE YOU KIDDING YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE GORGEOUS YOU DA MAN (WHAT)
NOOOO THH IS NOT GUSH-WORTHY AND YES I REMEMBER YOU ASKING ME TO ADOPT YOU AN SAYING YOU'RE WILLING TO BE SAM JUNIOR HAHAHAHAHA WAIT A SEC I'LL SHOWER
NOOOO THH IS NOT GUSH-WORTHY AND YES I REMEMBER YOU ASKING ME TO ADOPT YOU AN SAYING YOU'RE WILLING TO BE SAM JUNIOR HAHAHAHAHA WAIT A SEC I'LL SHOWER
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Considering I'll see him again in none days, I might :)
(bang him)
How do you spend the majority of your free time?
Wondering why I don't have morr free time.
ACTUALLY ACCDG TO A FEW CLOSE BATCHMATES 2 OF MY MALE FRIENDS ARE KINDA HOT BUT WALANG TALO-TALO SO NO WALANG HOT SA KANILA HAHAHA / CAN YOUR AUNT ADOPT ME TOO?? NO ONE EVER DOES THAT TO ME :(((
EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS SO HOT BISH
MY AUNT RECENTLY FINISHED READING THH (THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING) AND I THINK THAT'S WHY SHE SUDDENLY BROUGHT ME SHOPPING WHILE GUSHING ABOUT MY WRITING
MY AUNT RECENTLY FINISHED READING THH (THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING) AND I THINK THAT'S WHY SHE SUDDENLY BROUGHT ME SHOPPING WHILE GUSHING ABOUT MY WRITING
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it sounds right from what I can recall (which isn't much kase my entire brain is filled with 1700s-1800s american history x) ) and I completely agree. amanda seyfried is perfect in every way! I think that's the first movie- no never mind, I first saw her in mean girls and she was amazing there too
I SAW HER THERE FIRST TOO AND IT'S ACTUALLY AWESOME HOW SHE CAN ACT THAT DUMB BLONDE ROLE AND ACT SO DIFFERENTLY IN HER RECENT ROLES LIKE EVERYTHING SUITS HER
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Sam </3
Yo Cool
When would you say is the best time to lose your v-card?
In general: When you're sure you won't regret it.
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Missing you lots Sammy, how's college??
Nothing much happened yet (: the freshies are so cute though hahaha
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Red potatoes are small round potatoes that have red skin. They're called red rose. Russets are those large brown ones specifically chosen for french fries. White is YOU.
I see. :o I want to taste red potatoes hahahahahaha
I'm not sure tbh
*pulls you close* *whispers* ask himmmmm
NO I'M SORRY Godis Skum is actually marshmallows (i was on my phone sorry whut WHAT)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that was me aye aye
Ily
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Correction- Godis Skum is VANILLA FLAVOURED MARSHMALLOW SHEEP I think I'm in love with Ike... -a (Ikea, not Ike idk Ike. Ike is yours I'm outta here)
Femme Vag wtffffff I'm done. Just done.
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http://news.distractify.com/culture/funny-ikea-product-names/
Omf I can't breathe what is this hahahahahahahhaha
I RESEARCHED IKE-A NAMES FOR YOU I AM AWESOME
YES YES YOU ARE
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oh gross you're right. but ears are your hearing organs right? and potatoes have ears (wait that's corn. do potatoes have eyes? oh man I'm a mess) I go for #iSaam because #Samaac sounds like children's vitamin tablets
Hahahahahahaha why does this sound weirdly like word vomit
Bitch, you're the reason polar bears don't have homes (that has to be the most offensive compliment I have ever typed)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMF sorry my hotness affects nature so much l.
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apparently not
Julie, stahp it hahahaha
I'm eating french fries.
I want :(
Then I ship #siaamac (SAM+ISAAC, One letter of sam, S, Isaac, Si, Sam, Sia, Isaac, siaa, sam, siaam, isaac, siaamac)
Do you ever give up x)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hahahahahahah
I like plain old #sac better because it reminds me of a sack of potatoes and I feel at this point Isaac should meet the family
#sac makes me think of organs so ummmm
Good night to you, Tater Tot <3 (You have to try some by the way)
Enjoy ogling other men working out hon ;)
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