That's a weird question from you. This man is a legend, Sam. A legend. :p
apparently, idk who he is hahahaha
Why do you like potatoes so much?
omf HAHAHAHAHAHAHA of all questions. okay um. it was actually just a joke. haha ask.fm asked for a selfie, i edited the potato pic, and it was a day filled with potato puns and images and it kind of stuck. hahahaha who is that man on your wattpad pic hahahahaha
you arse. i was not fantasizing him as you. it just popped out bc i saw the pic hahahahaha and we're running out of things to talk about. ask a question, for pete's sake
Your winks.
ohhhhhhhh. then ;) HAHAHA and i just saw a pic of nat wolfe <3
stop antagonizing my winks. ;) ;) ;) can't you see they're perfect ;)
also the part where i start trusting you only because you're hot and you have great back muscles and a six pack and your voice is husky 24/7 and you have daddy issues
and don't forget the insta love! where i've done nothing but get you in danger but my hot breath fanning across your face makes your knees go weak despite the fact that i've never been nice to you in any way
Eh maybe it's just me. :p
woe is you. seriously, you're not all bad. ;)
i also forgot the part where you have a husky voice and a british accent and you kidnap me after discovering that i am your mate :--)
and the part when you yelled "you're an asshole!!!!" when we bumped into each other and i didn't apologize and how i've been nothing but a prick with trust issues
i am yours!! ((this sounds like the beginning of a wattpad novel))
you missed the part where i wake up and go to the bathroom and brush my teeth and look at the mirror while listing off all my physical attributes and whining how imperfect i am. but yes, and i am yours as well <3
Ahh okay, sorry for asking. xD It should also be in all caps, just saying. xD How come I never make any friends when I talk about Disney??
*gasp* then clearly, you are speaking to the wrong crowd.
Who's Drew??? And Disney movies are great, why do you say it without an exclamation point. -_-
drew is mine. #moorison forever. oh, forgive me then. *clears throat* like disney! i hope you're happy now. and i legit made a friend bc we talked about the disney princess movies after one class 2 semesters ago. aaaand he's a guy.
I'm a lot less talkative in real life. xD I only speak animatedly when it's something I actually give a shit about.
like disney movies.
That's because I don't have to actually face any of you. xD I don't want to raise their hopes that I'm a cool person since I'll meet them in person.
you're a good conversationalist. and i'm only saying this once, but ummm they'd be lucky to have you as a roommate. (: screw it i am literally shuddering at such blatant kindness
What does get stuffed even mean? I already had breakfast, thanks. xD Yeeeeaahh we've already established that I'm awkward.
idek whatever floats anne's boat. you're not that awkward on the internet though? (:
sam for heavens sake help me out here? tell issac to get stuffed