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i'm not sure if this is sarcastic or
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you don't have to add jk after everything we're all grown ups here :p you are witty yes u are like a witty little kitty (you have no idea how long it took me to come up with a rhyme for witty my brain is short circuiting)
KODIE ASMA THINKS I'M WITTY ASMA ILY :*
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Sam sam sam sam sam sam sam SAM
kaykay yo 'sup ;)
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IS THIS YOUR ISAAC'S-NOT-REPLYING-TO-ME MOOD?
it's breaking my heart why must you remind me???
kidding haha he's busy and this is my kodie-is-two-years-younger-than-me mood </3
kidding haha he's busy and this is my kodie-is-two-years-younger-than-me mood </3
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http://ask.fm/iamsammadison/answer/118359301001 PLEASE DONT TELL HER SHE'S WITTY
TELL ME I'M WITTY
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Oh hiiiim! Too bad he's taken by that bitch... You know the one with the pink and green checkered hair?
pink... and green...
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checkered.
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checkered.
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WHEN DID OUR AGE GAP EVER BECAME A PROBLEM? OH RIGHT, NEVER
WHEN I REALIZED YOU CAN'T DATE MY BROTHER
you change so fast I don't even know okay- one moment you're like uhh... and the next you're laying on innuendos hard and fast
i'm not usually this crude but uhh you like it hard and fast so ;)
(i'm so witty asma tell me i'm witty hahaha jk)
(i'm so witty asma tell me i'm witty hahaha jk)
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LOOK AT YOUR KEYBOARD OR KEYPAD. SEE THAT, U & I ARE BESIDE EACH OTHER. NOW REALIZE THAT "FICK" WAS A TYPO. THANKS V MUCH BB <3
WOW DID YOU JUST USE A PICKUP LINE USING A TYPO?? U & I ARE BESIDE EACH OTHER <3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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Babe, i've been part of the club for roughly as long as i've lived... We just haven't noticed each other at the weekly meetings
i might have been too busy ogling our new recruit with the cute butt
yes of course i know i'm not THAT innocent sam :((((((((
SORRY I WAS WORRIED YOUR 15 YEAR OLD-NESS WOULD BE A PROBLEM
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FICK \U I'M A YOUNG ADULT AND MORE MATURE THAN YOU BB
FICK ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES, REAL MATURE
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SAME. I cannot dance to save my life haha
join the club. hahahahahaha
http://ask.fm/iamsammadison/answer/118358792329 OFC I AM THE BATON TWISTING MASTAH
u do realize i was trying to make a sexual innuendo right???
BEFORE I TELL U HOW SAIDE IS TELL ME I'M WITTY AND FUNNY FIRST
NO YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE JUST WEIRD AND LIKE, YOUNG.
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Takes two to tango, my friend ;)
i'm a horrible dancer though oops
I laughed so hard I had to bite my lip to stop and now it hurts HAHAHAHA. "Beautiful Brad, I didn't mean to shoot you! Beautiful Brad" "that is not a baton penis!"
LET ME FIRST USE THIS MOMENT TO SAY: KODIE SEE THE WORD "BATON"? YOU'RE AN EXPERT WITH THOSE AMIRITE ;) #iykwim
"Anastasia, don't bite that lip. You know what it does to me."
"Anastasia, don't bite that lip. You know what it does to me."
AM I WITTY AND FUNNY NOW HUH HUH HUH?
NO YOU'RE JUST WEIRD AND HOW'S SADIE BTW
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actually i am a product of a llama and a unicorn's kinky love affair
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE I'M TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT THE MENTAL IMAGE
ahh I love that part the GIGGS so sweet and innocent look at u <3
hahahahahaha the ending tho with the dick falling off oops
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we are seriously random sometimes
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUDDENLY BROUGHT UP PIRATES.
Great minds think alike ;)
I was thinking the exact same thing!
(HAH I'M SO WITTY)
(HAH I'M SO WITTY)
so basically you want me to blame you for tainting my pure mind? YOU ARE ONE WEIRD PATATAS
i corrupt people in the best way possible. you are a product of me.
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21 jump street is life I haven't seen 22 jump street yet either but the trailer is awesome
it's been a while since i last watched it i need to rewatch immediately x)
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U NEED TO CHILL WOMAN ONLY ISAAC IS ALLOWED TO FULFILL YOUR NEEDS OK? DON'T BE A SLAG (i got slag from erin blame her for tainting my pure mind)
excuse you i've been using slag weeks before erin was using it so she got it from me slag
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