ikea boy.....has a glass eye? whut sam that's whut
i meant isaac of tfios hahahah
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NO I DON'T WANT TO GET ENGAGED. lemme graduate first. the best way to ward off potential suitors: -does he have a horse? BUT MY SISTER REPLIED LAST NIGHT: you can ride him instead in front of my mom and grandmother. I died
HAHAHA YOUR SISTER IS THE BEST ASMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH tbh that's what I would have replied to you too what did your mom and grandmother say? x)
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NO I'M YOUNG HE MIGHT BE A GURANG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH POOR MAX
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PAUL U DID WRONG, A GUY ALWAYS PAY FOR THE GIRL/S (i'm sorry for being sexist)
AS LONG AS IT WASN'T ME PAYING I'M GOOD.
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sending people to flirt with me. what would anne say?
you love it. i have half a mind to change my wp status to "male, 20, name's max. flirt with him here *insert ask profile link here*
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that's a really good idea, actually. *opens wp*
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that's a really good idea, actually. *opens wp*
AWW I'M KIDDING BB I LOVE YOU TO DEATH
i'm kidding too bb now go flirt with max
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WAS IT AN ISAW DATE? IF IT IS I'M NAGTATAMPO BC YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME </3
ICE CREAM DATE. PAUL MADE HAZEL PAY FOR THE THREE OF US HAHAHAHAHAH HE'S VERY PERSUASIVE
but i didn't say it - i wrote it
ha ha ha.
but an ellipsis could also indicate an omission of word/s. i omitted the part where i tell asma about your growing narcissism. (my argument is becoming weak let's stop right now bc i'm starting to make a fool out of myself)
i need you to cheer me up not bring me down </3
REMOVE THE PROBLEM FROM THE ROOT But really lenses are tricky lil things pesky plastic
I AM NOT ISAAC AND I CANNOT AFFORD A GLASS EYE.
OR A ROBOT EYE IN THE FUTURE.
THAT I WILL INITIALLY REFUSE AT FIRST
OR A ROBOT EYE IN THE FUTURE.
THAT I WILL INITIALLY REFUSE AT FIRST
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my mother said he was good looking and my sister said he was hot BUT I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS AND I DON'T PLAN ON GETTING MARRIED TILL IM AT LEAST 24
well, there's no harm with getting engaged ;) hahaha and i'll probably marry around the same age. when i have a stable job and my family's well-off hahah
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OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA my brother saw that picture on my laptop and showed it to my aunt, guess what? my aunt laughed for 3 minutes straight NO KIDDING
IT WAS HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHA and paul told me he saw it already though but yeah he said it was funny oh AND PAUL HAZEL AND I HAD A DATE
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Aww thats so cute! :) heres a cc cookie to make you feel better. (Im in the mood to give cookies ask as many as you want)
i need those badly give them
that was a period and an ellipsis therefore my first sentence is 'asma how could you' and my second sentence is 'stop inflating her ego'
in text-verse, an ellipsis can simply be seen as a lapse in verbal language. a pause, if i may say so. for dramatic effect even
TAKE THE EYE OUT
THANKS FOR THIS GREAT ADVICE
I think so, I mean there are so many around the world... Right... ;)
well, that goes without saying
WELL IN THAT CASE, WOULD TOTALLY DATE CASEY i'm jk do not show this to him or else i will have your head on a paper plate (bc u don't deserve a platter)
u wuv casey
wag po. masakit sa ulo. parang naipit ng zipper
wag po. masakit sa ulo. parang naipit ng zipper
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How are you, my beautiful potato friend? :)
feeling kind of sad bc i didn't get to say good night to ikey and i think he just fell asleep???
remember me telling you I was going to an engagement party? well when I was there this aunty practically professed jer undying love for me (and that's dangerous because in aunty-speak that means she's considering me as a potential bride for her son) and she had an unmarried son UMM UMM
IS HE HOT? THAT IS THE QUESTION
asma how could you.... stop inflating her ego
kodie, you're saying "how could you stop inflating her ego"
so you're basically encouraging her
so you're basically encouraging her
of course you love me why wouldn't you love me just the notion that you wouldn't is ridiculous pfsht
......my one of contacts just got misaliged my eye it burnnnnnnnns
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Nahh. I'm just being meeeeeee! (But seriously that chick is a complete bee with an itch... What was her name, again?)
bees have itches??? i have no idea what her name is bb like i said, too busy staring at that guy's butt so
can we please stop talking about my age? and no my height is also a forbidden topic tnx bb
i'm jk labyu po hart hart
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I SAW THAT TOO LATE KODIE IM SORRY
NO TAKE BACKS. ARSES.
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I /COULD/ DATE CASEY BUT WE DON'T WANT HIM LOOKING LIKE A PEDOPHILE
HAHAHAHAHAHA HE'D HELP YOU WITH MATH THOUGH
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