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I guess we're even xD / And fine. Whatever. You just lost yourselves the best Friends conversation conductor :P

This isn't fair i expressed any intent to tell you about it, but /you/ did. I'm calling my lawyer
I see the Kanye West in you is also pretty strong
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this isn't cool. you're not even one year older than me and you're in college. LIKE BRUH SUFFER WITH ME (kidding, ya technically are). speaking of, HOW ARE YOU DOING

patty
WITH COLLEGE?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA *more hysterical laughter)
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You can't talk about Friends and not include me.

um yes we can (the things you do to get our attention, really)
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i pray i can just get out of that room with maybe 10%/25% correct? it's happened for the past four or three. yeah, i think everyone's okay. and my twitter tl's all, "i didn't feel shit" and "was that an earthquake?"

patty
HAHAHAHAHA i remember hs when i had to take chem exams............ *shudders*
HAHAHAHAHA EXACTLY ME
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my chem test. the class is an advanced placement course and the test, if i pass it (16% passing rate fml) i can possibly get college credit. on other news, there was an earthquake and i didn't feel it.

patty
THEN GOOD LUCK!!!
ALSO that keeps happening to me like they say there was an earthquake but i'm either sleeping or... idk i just didnt feel it IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT
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So you think admitting you're clumsy is better than saying I aggressively pushed you? xD / You keep thinking that then xD

yes i'd rather admit i'm weak than say i'm weaker than you (there's a difference) (no really there is)
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you need jesus, child. my sister is 9 (10?) (she's 10) chem is a nightmare. the subject. i love the class. i hate the work. pray for me on may 4. JOEY SAYS "HOW YOU DOIN"

patty
WHAT'S ON MAY 4
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You tried pushing me off into the water, so naturally I had to push you off first. That wasn't cheating. It's called self-defense. / Oh please. You're playing with that idea because that's what you're hoping for.

for the record i didn't fall bc you pushed me. my foot just slipped on its own.
i wasn't the one who kept repeating you'd seek me out so don't turn this one on me ;)
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... i tried and gave up on chem a while ago.................. and it's only 42 pages left for the book so.................... friends is more important right now

patty
chem is...........a nightmare.
FRIENDS SAY HI TO JOEY MAH BAE FOR ME
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH she's my sister. maybe i should've just added the "that's what she said" comment there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ can't help if ya thunk what ya thunk

patty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOUR SISTER IS HARD? PATTY STOP
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You mean that time when you got mad at me because I beat you at kayakking? xD/ Definitely hunting you down

YOU CHEATED. (i don't remember how but you did okay)
lbr you just want to see me ;)
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remember those sobbing emoticons i sent on kik? well, put a hysterical smile on it and yeah. (i'm not done reading grapes of wrath) (chemistry is still hard) (7 assignments behind and counting)

patty
OH MY GLOB DO THEM NOW?????????
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hi hello, "letting go" (some crazy chick is cackling beside me) has been v v hard

patty
WHY IS THAT CRAZY CHICK THING THERE IT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THE CRAZY CHICK IS THE ONE WHO'S "HARD"
I JUST WOKE UP STOP FILLING MY HEAD WITH DIRTY THOUGHTS
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I'm suspicious of that winky :P / I put up a lot of confusing things. You have to admit it's fun seeing everyone's reactions xD/ Okay I will definitely hunt you down. No banging my sister please :P

let's be real you're always suspicious of me hahahahaha
that's mean but yeah it is kind of fun HAHAHAH remember that camping thing
you can't stop it if it's true love~
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and no, i did that too part was i fall asleep on you, too -_- (but maybe this is karma for every dirty line i blurt out)

patty
well i knew that but stll HAHHAHAHAHAH hi hello patty how's "letting go"
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Then who? -_- / Haha oh right xD I almost forgot about that. xD / That's because she is amazing. A little reckless and stubborn but she's got a strong personality.

;)
how dare you forget about the post that confused the heck out of everyone hahahaha
exactly i like her 10/10 would bang (HAHAHAHAHAA)

oooh all of that sounds fun! They don't offer creative writing at my school but they will in my college so that's good. Sam what are you trying to be in life cause as you can see I have no idea

king
i'm also just grasping at my future babe hahahahha hopefully i can find a job i like (while i write as a side job or something like that hahahaha)
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