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That's not what I meant and you know that. :p

Hahaha right. I assume you think they look decent enough? Haha

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did I send em twice? darn. they're one and the same though. BUT YES SAM YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM DEY R LYF

asma
If I am not appeased by this, you will have to offer me your first born. Hahaha I esimorp I'll get to them soon (:
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cause. Wikipedia sucks arse

asma
Yes, it does. But then again, I use it a lot, despite everything else. Aaand I'll answer those qiestions with links when I'm not on my phone and I can watch them haha
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#TypoAlert I wrote 'cadbuty' which some could pronounce as 'cadbooty' which can correlate to the shitty pun thingy we have going on- but really. It's Cadbury. and omg you HAVE to watch the eyebrow video if u haven't. its so wicked cool and old school it is LYF

asma
WHAT IS THE EYEBROW VIDEO
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tips on how to study fourth year high school math after not LISTENING TO ANY FUCKING LESSON IN MATH FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS please. like seriously, i don't even know how to rationalize. and i'm a senior.

Fourth year high school math is pretty simple. (: To be honest, the only tip I can actually give you is to try solving sample problems as much as you can to familiarize yourself with the solutions and memorize formulas by heart.
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stop peeking in the toilet. I'm not into shit like that at all. literally. I'm a hot mess bby

asma
The puns. Are too much. Hahahahhahahahaha
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i'm such a mess of contradictions omg-

asma
But you're /my/ mess. And I love your mess. Just... not the kind of mess you did in the toilet.
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it was, i was just trying out a clever play on words ;) haha thanks madison that means a lot madison u a cool dawg madison. whee. i don't do love confessions this early tho so u may have to wait i'm selfish about giving away my love cause its precious u know but i still love you ;)

asma
Very clever indeed.
ASMA I LOVE YOU YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY COOLER GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SWAG.
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I like how you completely ignored the fact that I just said I will miss you

My feelings for my dream to be a comedian are stronger than my inclination to you. YOU COMPLETELY IGNORED MY PUN EARLIER

perhaps your phone is constipated- its basically hardcore elsa going all 'LET IT GO UNLEASH YOU INSIDES OR SOMETHING'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA was that supposed to be a pun? Constipated phone, I mean. Aaand you're reallg cool omf don't ever change ily
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are you inclined towards the sciences?

Are you trying to stalk me?
I love science. Haha that doesn't necessarily mean I'm good at all things sciences

I would miss you when you're gone. But your puns are crap.

MY PUNS ARE AWESOME. Stop crushing my dreams of being a comedian, otherwise I'll be nothing but mashed potatoes. (SEE?)
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