babe you've been on here for a few hours I HAVE A LIFE *cough* you don't *cough*
I'M SORRY NEED I REMIND YOU I'M LEAVING OKAY ANNE #SANNE IS SINKING
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Since your brother and I aren't all that similar STOP COMPARING US. -_- Contradicting myself is one of the many things that make me a not proper person. xD
I haven't compared you in a long time, honey.
What even is a not proper person. You're all right. :P
What even is a not proper person. You're all right. :P
how long have you been on here?
On ask? I've been online since 8 am. Been trying to make the day last AND YOU KEEP DISAPPEARING.
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You still haven't packed? :O All hail procrastination!! | Do you stay on campus?
I still haven't haha but 80% of my stuff's already there. Nope, staying at my aunt's place. (: I like that better than staying at a dorm. (Even if I have to travel 1 hour just to get to my uni)
As I said, my mom's strict. -_- You will be surprised to learn that there actually a lot more guys like me who hate the gym. Like your brother. xD Thanks for the compliment though, assuming it WAS one. Nope, Sam. Not even close. :p Nah no you're fine this way
Indeed she is hahahaha. Still funny though. And my brother actually /does/ love it bc he thinks it makes him more masculine. Which it doesn't. I'm giving too many compliments. This is really bad.
Do you always contradict yourself this much?
Do you always contradict yourself this much?
I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT YOU AND YOUR SWAGGITY AWKWARDNESS I'M SORRY ILY BISH BUT HOW DID YOUR AUNT REPLY TO "YO DAWG" / THIS IS HOW IT WENT :: SIS: what does fap even mean? ME: um SIS: what? ME: uh SIS: just tell me!! ME: go sneak in your brother's room and you'll know!! (yes we're englisheras)
I'M SORRY IT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD EXPLAIN SWAG. SHE SAID "Ay matanda na ko. Di ko na gets kabataan ngayon." Ayun hahahahahahaha
OH MY GOSH HAHAHAHAHA
YOU SHOULD KNOW, when I was in 4th grade, I asked my aunt (the same aunt) the same question. Except I didn't even use the word fap.
AND WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HER
OH MY GOSH HAHAHAHAHA
YOU SHOULD KNOW, when I was in 4th grade, I asked my aunt (the same aunt) the same question. Except I didn't even use the word fap.
AND WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HER
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I'm grounded starting tomorrow. I probably also have to go to the gym. -_- I can't keep track of your name guesses now, there's too many. xD I'd rather you were nice all the time
Almost 18 and still getting grounded. Btw, I've never told but I'm glad to know you're not like most guys, who seem to see the gym as some sort of holy place. I applaud you. (: HAVEN'T I EVEN COME CLOSE? NOT EVEN ONCE?
Haha who knows? I might come back as a changed woman. ;)
Haha who knows? I might come back as a changed woman. ;)
If that was you being nice then pray I don't get on your bad side ever. :p Fred? Do you think my roommates a wizard twin?? Shut up, Sam. Getting ice cream is hard work. That's why I struggled.
You're already almost there bc of your 20-20 vision. :P I should have tried George, but I think I already did. Andrew?
Hahahaha whatever you say, Isaac. I'm being nice because I'm leaving soon.
Hahahaha whatever you say, Isaac. I'm being nice because I'm leaving soon.
http://ask.fm/Sleeplesssnesss/answer/115555894500 I'VE BEEN EATING YOUR SHIT OMG
I'VE BEEN EATING THEM TOO. (that's weird on a whole new level)
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exposed you? you're days shitting fries are over, potato
I will hold my head high.
SHE'S STILL BOTHERING ME ABOUT THE MEANING OF FAP (SHE HEARD IT FROM PEWDIEPIE, FUCK YOU PEWDIEPIE) (LOL JK I LOVE PEWDIEPIE) // "YO DAWG" IS AN ENOUGH EXPLANATION FOR IT CONTAINS AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF SWIGGITY SWAG WHAT'S IN DA BAG
TELL HER IT'S SOMETHING SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW.
SERIOUSLY.
tita: "ano yung swag?"
me:
me:
me:
tita: ano?
me: yo dawg.
IT'S SO ACCURATE
SERIOUSLY.
tita: "ano yung swag?"
me:
me:
me:
tita: ano?
me: yo dawg.
IT'S SO ACCURATE
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we actually eat those Sam
FRIES ARE LIFE. THAT PIC JUST...
You're evil and no, I will not get tired of saying that. :p Why are they so keen on shooing away their peasant?? xD Nobody wants me to leave home because I'm the only person who actually does errands.
I'VE BEEN REALLY NICE TO YOUUUUU. See, I haven't even attempted to guess... Fred's name in hours. Until now. Bc Issac. Isacc you suck.
Hahahahaha even my mother just said "why haven't you packed yet? you're leaving soon"
Do these errands involve buying ice cream? x) I can see why they don't want you to leave.
Hahahahaha even my mother just said "why haven't you packed yet? you're leaving soon"
Do these errands involve buying ice cream? x) I can see why they don't want you to leave.
I didn't know you poop fries, Sam!
I AM RUINED.
So what are your plans todaayy?
Well, I've yet to pack up and I'm leaving in probably around 3 hours hahaha
I'm probably going to lose my 20-20 vision in a while because of my unhealthy summer routines, remember? xD But nah I really don't want to wear glasses. I'm not rushing you, Sam. Jeez I thought i made it clear that
That is precisely what I'm aiming for. ;) Why do you think do I keep talking to you even though it's like half past 2 am there? It's all a big plan to ruin your vision. Glad to know not everyone's trying to get rid of me hahaha. My 11 yo brother just told me that I should leave already (he seems like he hates me, bless his heart) hahaha
SHE DOESN'T NEED SUPPORT BABE, SHE EATS ON HER OWN, SHE SUCKS SOULS REMEMBER? / BUT DUDE I'M LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD BC MY 8 YR OLD SISTER ASKED ME WHAT FAP MEANS IM DYING HOW DO I ANSWER THIS
DUDE HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR SISTER HAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT MY AUNT JUST ASKED ME WHAT "SWAG" IS, WHICH ISN'T AS BAD AS YOURS, BUT IT WAS SO AWKWARD BC THE ONLY EXPLANATION I COULD GIVE HER WAS "YO DAWG" <-- i wish i was joking, but i'm not even
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Hmmmm two of the best spreads on Earth. The taste is probably out of this world. I couldn't find cookie butter earlier while i was shopping so i settled for almond butter. Lol
Ate... stop. Now I want to taste almond butter. Why
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what are you talking about, it was perf. and please notice sunny and chads photo on my ask.fm page LOOL chads face
I'M GOING THERE CHAD AWAITS ME
Plot twist: I'm blind. xD Aren't you leaving soon? It's probably around 3 pm there.
Do you want to be first in my heart so much? Your 20-20 vision, Isaac. I still hold that grudge.
Arse, what's the rush? You're trying to get rid of me so soon hahaha. And yes, my aunt just woke up, but my uncle is still asleep so not yet.
Arse, what's the rush? You're trying to get rid of me so soon hahaha. And yes, my aunt just woke up, but my uncle is still asleep so not yet.
They taste like ginger snap cookies diba? :) masarap pero walang tatalo sa nutella.
YESSSS THEY TASTE AWESOME. But Nutella <3 BUUUUT I put both nutella and cookie butter AND IT WAS AWESOME
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I H8 U FUCK PLEASE DON'T GO
BUT HOW WILL WE SUPPORT SADIE IF I DON'T GET A DEGREE AND GET A GOOD JOB?
omg. :D Sam ily
I'm sorry I'm not usually this crude hahahahahaha
I FELL ASLEEP. I AM WEAK
WEAK. YOU ARE WEAK. (KIDDING, I DID TOO)
I always have a point, Sam because I'm a proper person lol jk I'm really not. Yeah well that's sweet :) But this will take quite a while to explain, maybe when you're not about to leave for a wifi-less dump I'll tell you about it. xD You mean especially ones who love Disney
Is there even an "improper" person haha that's just mean. :P Right. Thank you for reminding me of my awesome future. But I'll hold you to that. (:
Those Isaac's come second. Blind Isaac and I promised Always.
Those Isaac's come second. Blind Isaac and I promised Always.
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