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The Dick to your Red....?

how many times must i stress that seeing the word "red" and "dick" together in one sentence triggers not-so-pleasant images? hahahaha seriously tho who are you even
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SAM how are u??? i'm drowning in school at the moment. i'm dying. help me.

SAME BB SAME LET'S SWIM TOGETHER HAHAHAHA but seriously i miss you let's talk soon huhu

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, BECAUSE IM BACK!

A shoelace without an aglet

I will do my very best to help you fulfill that esimorp! well, as best as i can halfway around the world. how was the double debut btw?

patty
it wasn't a double debut bb but there /will/ be another debut i have to attend this saturday lol but anyway, last week's was so POSH. IT HONESTLY WAS VERY VERY POSH I FELT SO UNDERDRESSED i probably looked like a beggar when i got there hahahahaha
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it isss very disgusting and GoT is additive yes but whyyyyyyyYYY i laughed and squealed and suffocated myself mixed reactions but EWWWWW WHY that is why i will never take my phone in the bathroom. ever. again

asma
HAHAHAHA YEAH YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T. surprisingly, the phone still worked even after he doused it in water and alcohol and even a bit of soap hahahahahahahaha
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I'll be here as support! (lol prof de vil, very fitting) *FINGERS CROSSSSSEDD*

patty
i honestly don't want to fail my classes bc i made a promise that i will give wattpad up if i do

OHMYGOD OMYGAAA OMYAH I cant i dont what oh my i can understand and thats bad enough oh my i like your brother but OHMYEGFSMHEFYUYWUE, WHYYYYYYYY

asma
HAHAHAHAHAHA idk he was reading GoT while taking a dump and i guess he accidentally dropped it i couldn't help but laugh even though it was very disgusting hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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well that sucks. is there a chance that you can make up that grade?

patty
the worst part is that my prof (his name is professor de villa, and he's dubbed as prof. "de vil" bc he doesn't won't hesitate to fail majority of the class if the students really suck that much (which i do) so fingers crossed.
well, i have the rest of the sem and i esimorp to do my best
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:( you never know, maybe you did better than you thought

patty
i didn't get to finish the exam babe and i also wasn't sure about around 3/4 of my answers

OKAY PALA EH, don't stress bout it, yet! stress is the worst motivator imo ahahahh

patty
hahahaha i've just been slightly depressed lately bc i just had an exam last friday and i'm pretty sure i bombed it *sigh*

I accidentally dropped it into water a couple of weeks ago but then i dried it and it was fine but it started acting up again so i just sent it off. sad lyf

asma
HAHAHA my big brother once dropped his phone in toilet bowl.
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while taking a dump.
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yes, he fished it out.
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it was a shitty day for him.

everyone procrastinates, but damn. are they all due in a few hours?

patty
nope bb 3 on tuesday. 1 on thursday. i have a few more stuff to do but eh those can wait hahahahahahahahahaahahah

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