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*plays ba dum tss a little less confidently xD* / You actually kind of are.

You do admit it ;) You're a sweet one yourself. (:
Plot twist: I hate sweets.
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Let me read it, I'm curious. :p I won't blab to anyone I swear. / Miley Cyrus had great songs though xD (Another reason why I have no friends jk)

We had to write it in less than 10 mins okayyy and there were prompt words so basically it just seemed forced hahaha
Tucked me and turned out the light
Keep me safe and sound at night
(This one almost made me cry)
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That's why I said it as a statement because there definitely is xD

Is that so? Hahaha well, our pics match. That's defintely something.

Well, you're a "class" of your own though xD (ba dum tss) / I contradicted myself when I wasn't bothered by the kissy face? xD

The level of lameness is a class of its own. :P Made me laugh for real though (:
You said I wasn't sweet, then you said I was. ;)
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Eh, just a little. / It was a great poem too xD Lemme read it / Move??? I'm get asphyxiated here xD

It sucks okay hahaha it shall never see the light of day again. Hahaha and I PUT A QUESTION MARK BC SEE I'M NOT THE ONE FANGIRLING OVER MILEY HERE.

I DONT LIKE IT I FREAKING LOVE IT<3333 (on another note my mom asked me yesterfay what this <3 means XD)

Miksha
HAHAHAHAH SHOULD HAVE SAID LESS THAN THREE
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To be fair, I'm not even a writer. I merely have an appetite for reading :p I only write when it's for class. / That's sweet, Sam. I'll give you your good night kiss when it's bedtime for you.

You /are/a writer bish. Well you wrote me a poem and it wasn't for class ;)
Haha that's unnecessary (and you contradicted yourself once more hahaha)
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FYI the butterknife contributed NOTHING to why I decided to make an account :p / Yeah you did. Notice the tense. :p jk I don't know, Sam, I was bored? Don't you ever get that way? xD/ Don't worry, Sam. There's always gonna be another mountain.

Ah, I was just really charming ;)
I can't say I can argue with that hahahaha. THOUGH I DID WRITE YOU A POEM OKAY. (This reminds me, I had to write a poem for class yesterday haha and it was stupid)
There's always gonna be another move (?) Always gonna be an uphill battle. (See, this one, I actually know) x)
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Don't be. I'm moving on to your new stories now. Trying to distract myself from cleaning my room.

Bb they all aren't that good but thank you so much ily

Make sure you tell her everything. Unless it gives her a coronary then no, I'm not a part of this xD

If I tell her everything about us, she'll flip hahahahaha

No, I seriously don't care. You great writers need more self-esteem.

Hypocrite. (:
I warned you. :*
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Threatening me with a butterknife is a very sexual thing to do. / I was tripping, remember? But then yeah you seemed sweet so I decided to be nice instead. Besides, you kept saying that you sucked I just had to stop you. :p / I was quoting another Miley Cyrus song -_-

Only you think that hahahaha. (Well, you got an ask in the end so it totally worked)
Hold on--I SEEMED SWEET? HAHAHAHA BRB LAUGHING. But still. That brings us to why did you decide to try to 'trip' me? :P
Well, sorry I'm not as well-versed as you are when it comes to Miley's songs. :P

Be sure to tell her that this post-adolescent male is also a foreigner and a dork to whom you are engaged.

Why ofc. How could I leave out the best parts? ;)
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No, Sam. Give yourself a break. You're superb, even my sister says so. You're better than me (but that's fine xD) and your poetry isn't even bad at all. Well, basing on that sweet one you wrote for me xD

Ike shut up or I'll send a kissing face emoticon thingy.
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No, Sam. This is your doing, throwing seductive phrases at me. Tsk. My poor innocence. / Now that's just untrue. I talked to you because you're a potato. / It's my mouth I can say what I want to (Yeah, yeah-yeah)

All I did was threaten you with a butter knife. Innocent, my arse. See who's lying now? :P
Seriously, though. Why /did/ you talk to me?
Well, technically you're not even saying anything x) hahaha

Why not? I have faith in you Sam!!

I don't </3 Well, it's a hard to dress a potato with no limbs, really hahahaha

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