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I should have said it tastes as bad as it looks. I don't have the heart to serve this to anyone. Unlike my grandma.

I thought we were talking about tater tots actually x) in this case, I don't want to try the soup hahahaha

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That's pretty depressing because I forgot it was my birthday soon and then also because I'm sick.

YOU'RE 18 THAT'S AWESOME and at least you get to spend your birthday all day in beeeed.
(but yeah, that's kind of depressing actually)

3 YEARS LANG KERIBELS NA YUN. HAHAHAHA JK omg i am such a bad person. have you seen bebekels and kikobabes?

kodie
Kikobabes is from UP Clark, not here. Paul's too busy hanging out with his bitches
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Oh fuck I'm sick on my birthday. I didn't even realize.

I've actually been thinking about it since yesterday when you told me.

LUCKY BISH I'VE BEEN CRAVING PIZZA FOR A FEW DAYS NOW. IS THIS ORG MATE A BOY OR GIRL BC IF HE'S A BOY I'M SCREAMING: HE'S A KEEPER! HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GIRL HAPPY

kodie
He's a guy... Who is older than us. Like, mid-twenties. Dude, he's just coming back for his grad studies haha. That's why he's super rich hahaha

Make my fever go away. Cook me decent food. Sing soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. That would make me feel better.

*knock* Isaac *knock* Isaac *knock* Isaac.
Apparently, I don't have healing powers but soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fuuuur.

Some sort of yellow orange soup? There's bits of chicken (I think) that's floating around and some hairy-looking vegetables. Gonna be even more sick.

Does it taste good, at least? Hahahaha

I knooooow, gay guys are so cool to be with. They're so funny, I swear. Pero yung mga military guys namin dito, malalaman mo agad pag gay eh kasi they're wearing super fit clothes at makeup like face powder, gloss and mascara. LOL

Katie Cruz
Wait that actually sounds awesome to see hahaha
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Aren't sugar daddies supposed to be a lot older?? xD Nah I only pay for a potato's tuition if they're wearing a yellow polka dot bikini xD I don't think I've said a single word yesterday, my throat feels so rough. YOU DRUM-PLAYING REBEL GET OUT OF MY HEAD, SAM

Haha well, you're turning 18 tmr, at least haha

THEIR SEXUALITY DOESN'T MATTER BB WE CAN CONVERT THEM

kodie
Hahahahahahaha you can. I can't. And they're awesome that way. I'll just make them my peasants
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yan kasi sam! you should've asked! anyway how was you day?

kodie
I'M SORRY OKAY HAHAH AT LEAST I GOT ITTTTTT AND OMG ONE OF OUR ORGMATES GAVE US MONEY FOR PIZZA BEFORE LEAVING OMFFFFFFFFF
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I love my grandmother but I think she wants to kill me. What is this I'm eating exactly?

Describe it please hahah

Tater tots are cute and yummy. Pero mas cute ka. Cute na, hot spud pa. Saan ka pa? Naka designer dress. I wonder what's next? Shoot, para akong tumutula. LOL

Katie Cruz
Hahahahaha ofc. I'm one of a kind ;)
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You should get a sugar daddy to cover your tuition fees. Don't they have those in your country? xD Also, my sleeping patterns aren't getting any better because I feel like throwing up every hour and I think there's a little person in my head playing the drums really really badly.

Hahahahahahaha I heard you're a pretty good option as a sugar daddy. Jk but right. I'll post an ad online sometime. x) I hate being sick. I hardly get sick, so when I do, I feel so bad, and just imagining your situation physically pains me.
Plot twist: I'm that little person.

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