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Your brother seems cool xD And I don't blame you, that shirt is pretty awesome xD Sam My other roommate just emailed me

SEE? THIS IS WHY I MUST HAVE IT. And no. He's anything but cool. He's lame. He sucks at small talk, it makes me cringe.
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sammy mcmadison i sang you a song now you have to serenade me

Britton
All my senses come to life,
While I'm stumbling here as drunk as I
Will ever be again
Cause you are the only
(wait i'm not even sure if that's correct)
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what can I say, I'm a giver not a receiver

I enlisted Google's help but...
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. I'm not staring at ... You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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Won't he come looking for it though?? XD ohh the shirt that you took a picture of for me? <3 xD

He will but let's face it, I'm awesome. I get away with everything. x) Three of his shirts "magically disappeared" already :D Yes, that was weird but I literally said, "Casey, stand there. Let me take a pic of your shirt." He even modeled with a wistful expression on his face, but I saved you the horror of seeing it.
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i'll chomp you just tell me when and where yo (ps why does yo gabba gabba condone chomping but not biting)

Britton
EXACTLYYY. THAT'S JUST WEIRD IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME THING.
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awe it's fine Sam, I do mines for free, I don't expect one back hahaha

Bless your soul. You give too much.
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WHAT? What do you mean your aunt doesnt have wi-fi? :(( Dont forget me, Lame.

She doesn't. *cries*
I'll forget all of you internet friends. Peasants. (jk ily all)
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don't, don't, don't bite your friends. don't, don't, don't bite your friends. we don't bite our friends. no way! we don't pull their hair. uh-uh! friends are our friends. uh-huh! so we treat them with care. bite bite bite? no no no! chomp chomp chomp? yes yes yes!

Britton
Jfc Britt eat your potatoes
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please don't leave me yet / I AM MAJORETTE IN THAT PICTURE NOT A CHEERLEADER. I GOT WICKED BATON TWISTING AND THROWING SKILLS YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME EVEN HARDER

kodie
"baton twisting" HAHAHAHAHAH I'M SORRY BUT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME HAVING GREEN JOKES WITH YOU AND THAT TERM IS JUST....
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We do our own laundry (independence is a big thing in our house) but my sister takes stuff from my closet all the time. She takes the really faded and ratty ones but those are the ones I like to wear at home xD

Ohhhh. Hahaha that's really cute though :)) This reminds me, I really have to snatch that Bio shirt from my brother :/
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thank you *bows* thank you very much!

I feel like I should give back the love through my own pickup lines, but I have none. :(
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It's for church and it's a contemporary dance so it has to be graceful but I'm not that graceful so i tend to look awkward x) WHAT YOU WILL WIFI LESS? :(

trish
I think you're going to be amazing <3 AND YES I WILL BE WIFI-LESS. I am crying.
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hey sam I got a good one. can I follow you home, cuz my parents always told me to follow my dreams

A+++
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
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12. Don't bite your friends - yo gabba gabba 13. Party in my tummy - yo gabba gabbba 14. Dick in a box - the lonely island (your girlfriends vagina will suffice as the box I suppose) 15. I just had sex - the lonely island THERE WE GO SAM MADISON POTURKEY THERE WE GO

Britton
I can nevet see these songs the same wver again.
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WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MANILA BA? I'LL PREPARE A WELCOMING PARADE FOR YOU I'LL BE THE MOTHER MAJORETTE IN A POTATO COSTUME

kodie
In a few hours. YES A I WILL EXPECT THAT. (ACTUALLY YOU HAVE THAT PIC IN A CHEERLEADING OUTFIT I AM IMAGINING THAT HAHA)
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1. Sexy back - justin timberlake 2. Mirrors - justin timberlake 3. Compliment your soul - dan croll 4. All I need - radiohead 5. Girls/girls/boys - patd 6. Crash - you me at six 7. Smile like you mean it - the killers 8. Oblivion - bastille 9. Poem - bastille 10. Stay - rihanna WAIT THERE'S MORE

Britton
Why is Oblivion here even
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Cramming has been helping me get by since middle school xD well it isn't that charming from my perspective since I'm the one who runs out clothes. XD

Who does your laundry? :P

I'm good but been so busy with things right now. Like dancing and watching shows, I don't want to do anything but I have to :( HOW ARE YOU?

trish
DANCING? Tell me mooore bc I suck at dancing. You're very, very, very talented it's awesome. (: Aaaand I'm freaking out bc I'm off to a wifi-less place in a few hours, where I'll be staying for college. :/
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ONE OF MY FRIENDS FROM YOUTH SYMPHONY ASKED ME TO MAKE HIM A SEX PLAYLIST FOR HIS FIRST TIME WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK I'M SENDING IT TO YOU I NEED TO FIND IT IN MY TWITTER DM'S

Britton
JESUS.
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