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Well, I have been speaking to my parents, using only the word 'nom' and different tones to convey my feelings... heh heh (I'M NOT CRAZY!) Aww, Sam! Don't be saaaad... NOM!

NOM??????????? WHAT IS NOM? HAHAHA well you basically made me smile thanks (:

MOIRA BELONGS TO SAUL OKAY????? YOUR HEART BELONGS TO ME (and issac lbr)

my heart still hasn't come back. it's on vacation bb

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WEIRD. You?

why do you feel weird? haha
oh and i'm uh actually a bit down at the moment (: i came to the internet to cheer myself up hahaha so far it's working
Liked by: king

It's probably something similar to like how fish have babies. The girl sprouts potato pours and the boy squirts his baby juice into the air and the girl's potato pours absorb it and bam. Obv you two have to meet duh. Get like teigh

king
I CAN'T BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHA
don't tell him this, but i /am/ hoping to meet him one day (:

JANOSKIANS

I STILL HAVEN'T WATCHED THEM OUR INTERNET CONNECTION IS CRAPPY OKAY i haven't opened youtube in like months

Top 3 inspirations on Wattpad?

if you're asking for specific usernames, i honestly can't list just three. but i can be vague by saying:
in no particular order:
- my favorite writers and their stories
- my friends, on and off wattpad
- my readers, and all the support i get from them

HELLO THERE MY LOVELY LOVELY SAM! JUST CAME BY TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS FROM WATTPAD AND I AM SO GLAD I MET YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE BASICALLY WONDERFUL, AND I TRULY HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY <3

moira you sweet thing i'd bang you right now but THANK YOU SO MUCH MOIRA YOU'RE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS TOO AND JUST ILY MOIRA <333 I'M GLAD I GOT TO KNOW YOU. OH AND
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#MAUL
Liked by: Erin the Bear

I don't know, I guess something happened at a party he went to last night. I honestly have no idea.

omf did you get to talk to him bb
Liked by: king

ahahaahh she is just a normal mom but occasionally weird xD!!! Naah they are never going to be on the same height xD

Miksha
i love her hahahah
and um i'm reading hilarious dirty talk fails (long story) but this one was funny HAHAHAHA
'Probably going to be buried, but I came home one day and quietly went into my room only to hear in the room over my brother and some girl he was with. She was screaming "oh daddy" and "punish me daddy." Repeatedly as his crappy bed was squeaking. After a solid 5 minutes of this, the bed stopped squeaking and in the most serious voice I have ever heard my brother used I calmly heard "I need you to shut the fuck up." And squeaking commenced.'
Liked by: Erin the Bear Miksha

I told you so, xD. so we have these things on the wall a woman and a man and the woman used to be on the left side higher and the man on the right lower and I just noticed that they have been switched probably my dad's work xD. my mom had put the woman higher on purpose xD xD

Miksha
change it and put them on both heights hahahaha jk but seriously your mom buys the weirdest things (no offense, bc tbh, she's hella rad and i love her already hahahaha)
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