Mungkin ngga sih org jatuh cinta sama askfmmer terkenal tapi ga dia kenal gitu? Bukan ngefans lagi tapi (mungkin) jatuh cinta krn sambil baca answernya sambil deg-degan.
The thing about ask.fm is that, unlike IG, it allows us to peek into other people's mind and how they utilize it in every day's communication. Keep in mind that you're only in love with what they choose to show, not with their true self.
Ko, are you a smoker? Because I found your picture in @.charityfm and there seemed a cigarette near your mouth or it was just a lollipop maybe? I'm looking for your answer. Thank you.
Mas, aku tuh sedih Mas karena kamu nggak juga menjawab pertanyaanku ttg bahan kaos jualanmu :"(
Lho pertanyaanmu keselip Dik maap :') Bahan baju Sarcastee pake combed 30 grade A+. Bahannya tipis dan enak kok, aku kasih ke @devlinputra juga dia bilang bahannya dingin.
Lho mau beli sebiji doang juga boleh kok :" Chuba kan? Yang design @devlinputra sih, jadi kayaknya mustahl kalo nggak lucu.
Mungkin kurang keliatan dari foto, tapi maskotnya bawa power bank gitu ngecas HP. Pasti tau lah rasanya kehabisan batere pas lagi chat sama gebetan. Bete-bete-hepi gitu kan? Bete karena batere habis tapi hepi karena chat terus-terusan. Because they are, and will always be, our favorite waste of battery life.
For some reason your writings remind me of a forest. The words are like the forest during the day shrouded in green innocence, but the thoughts from which they sprung is like the forest at night, that reveals its black heart. Have you ever written any light hearted pieces that you want to share?
Kak nggak ada kaos yg lengan panjang gitu? Suka sama kaosnya tapi aku pake kerudung
Halo! Thank you for your interest, tapi untuk sementara ini belum ada rencana bikin yang lengan panjang sih. Tergantung respon orang-orang nih, kalo banyak yang beli mungkin aku bakalan mengembangkan Sarcastee ini.
Buat yang belum tau, aku lagi jualan brand baju baru nih, bisa dibaca di http://ask.fm/nyankent/answer/126841601672 (atau langsung melipir ke www.sarcastee.com ). Harganya satu piece IDR 100k (belum termasuk ongkir). (Kalo kamu cakep, ongkirnya gratis soalnya aku yang nganter langsung ke rumahmu) (Hehehe) Pemesanan bisa langsung via LINE nyankent ya. Thank you!
I don't think I have a go-to swear words sih, I usually just spout whatever crosses my mind. Several notable examples are: "Wow what the fuck you fucking fuckface." "Dildobrain." "Wow jerkshit fuck off." "Jancok raimu lecek."
Belum ada. Karena ini bener-bener brand baru dan gue mau test seberapa tertariknya orang-orang Indo dengan baju-baju bahasa Inggris yang berbau sarkastik. Kalo memang responnya bagus baru gue berencana ngembangin ini lebih lanjut.
Sementara ini cuma ada empat baju kok (mau bikin IG juga ngenes banget kalo cuma upload empat foto), 1. Unisex Tee: I can do a fairly good impression of someone who cares about your problem. 2. Unisex Tee: Half of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it. 3. Couple Tee: He's my favorite waste of battery life. 4. Couple Tee: She's worth my lack of sleep.
Gue lagi ada buka brand t-shirt baru nih, namanya Sarcastee. Benernya udah lama sih, tapi baru belakangan selesai ngurusin tete-bengenya dan baru siap jual. Untuk sementara baru ada empat jenis t-shirt, designer-nya tak lain dan tak bukan adalah senpai kita tercinta, @devlinputra.
Monggo melipir ke www.sarcastee.com kalo tertarik untuk memesan. Cara pemesanan, harga, dan spesifikasi ukuran semua tercantum kok di sana. Ayo dipesan dipesan.
Btw Nar, gue tadinya mau jawab pake meme "Di situ saya kadang merasa sedih." Terus gue penasaran dong, "Ini aslinya gimana sih kenapa jadi hits banget." Gue cari di Youtube dan nemu video ini. Rupanya polwan itu aslinya ngomong "DI SITU SAYA KADANG SEDIH GITU." Gue bingung kenapa sekarang misquoted jadi "DI SITU SAYA KADANG MERASA SEDIH."
................... nah ikutan EHE. jadi setelah akhirnya telah bertemu dengan saya, bagaimana kesan Anda terhadap saya?
Sebelum kenal kayak: "eh ini cewek chu juga." Abis kenal kayak: "Dek kamu kok bisa nyasar ke Never Been Better, yuk sini kakak bantuin cari orang tuanya."
Tapi ciyus, Zahira tuh kayak anak kelas enam SD yang bisa diculik pake permen "Dekkkkk om punya permen, mau nggak? Kalo mau ikut om naik mobil ini yuk" gitu.
Hi Kent. I asked you several times anonymously and non anonymously but you've never replied. Are you that selective on answering the questions? What kind of question is proper for you then? Thanks
Yes I am /that/ selective. I generally don't answer: 1. Flirts (unless they're creatively phrased), 2. Asking for promotion (unless I personally know them), 3. Repeated questions (unless I'm in the mood to dig through my answers), 4. "ka agamanya apa" (nope. never answering these), 5. "follback dong" (ngga. I don't like to clutter my timeline with uninteresting answers to questions like "LIKERS GET?"), I used to answer fun and thought-provoking questions that demand me to type long answers. But now I just answer what I feel like answering.
What do you Think about Indonesian Government who Dropped Execution to Convicted Drug
while there are many Bad People hanging around but they were Released and the Government do know it’s a Mess and totally Unfair?
Kent, gue penasaran, kemarin ada nggak yang iseng nanya "kak Kent, bahasa inggrisnya aku cinta kamu sama nikah yuk tuh apa ya kak?". Ada nggak kent? Atau udah pada nervous ketemu lo? :')
Hahahaha nggak ada sih untungnya, El.. Kalo ada gue bisa membatu karena nggak ngerti mau bales apa... Gue nggak ngerti sih mereka nervous atau takut gara-gara gue teriak2 nyalo tarot, tapi ujung-ujungnya dikit banget yang nanya. Hu. :(
Btw thank you banget El udah bantuin talkshow SchoolLife. Kalo nggak ada lo, pasti gue @dezkyoka@gilangkharisma udah mati kutu pas ditanyain tentang artsy2 gitu. :>
Hi, kak Kent. You have to know that i've been scrolling through your likes for the past 6 hours and it's soooo much worth it :") thank you for being intelligently awesome! <3
*kibas poni* *baca ulang* (demi apa stalk sampe enam jam)
Hey? Um, I just want to let you know that even by the idea of you, you would get me trough my days. I used to write but I stopped. But now, I write again. I know we'll carry on with our lives and this can't stay forever, but I'll remember you. I promise. I owe you one. Thank you, Kent.
This is probably the most heartfelt compliment I received on ask.fm. For this, I deeply thank you.
Kak!kemarin aku niat english hour.sampe sana,"yaampun ka Kent ganteng banget" terus langsung grogi.aku ngeliatin kakak,kakak malah nawarin tarot,haha terus aku iyain aja :')
orang-orang kayak gini ini yang bikin gue beralih profesi jadi calo tarot dan akhirnya bikin suara gue jadi kayak Chakra Khan.
Lah gue udah ngepost flash fiction minimal seminggu sekali kan...
Kalo seminggu sekali masih terhitung jarang, I guess it's because my weekdays are uneventful as they are dominated by staring at a laptop monitor working by day and writing a book at night.
kak, my family is falling. what should i do? i'm so scared.
Oh, Honey, I'm sorry. It might look scary at first, but it's better for things to fall apart than to be together when they don't want to be held together.
kent tau cowok yg tinggi besar gitu ga? yang pake baju kotak2 namanya siapa siikk
@dezaldy13 emang tinggi parah, ini gue udah naik satu anak tangga aja masih 11-12 tingginya sama dia. gue pertama pikir anaknya serem gitu semacam Hulk, eh tapi rupanya kalem dan jago nulis :3
honestly kent, you are way more handsome in real life, at first i was like too shy to even look at you, untung berhasil ngalahin perasaan itu n minta foto, yaay
*answering this just to let you guys know that i look better irl* (sombong) (congkak) (pongah) (maaf)
ka aku rasa yg english hour sm kaka td ga fokus deh ka krna td kaka ganteng bgt
Apaan tadi nggak ada yang mau English Hour, kayak yang dateng tanya-tanya cuma sekitar 20 orang gitu. Apa gara-gara nggak ada anonimitas sih jadinya kalian malu mau tanya-tanya? :( Akhirnya gue seharian jadi sekretaris Madam Azza dan @bentarabumi teriak-teriak "TAROT TAROT YAK AYO YANG MAU PERUNTUNGANNYA DIBACAKAN" sampe suara gue sekarang kayak Darth Vader. Sedih </3
Yang mana? Yang tadi dateng pas menit-menit terakhir, minta ikut foto, terus edit fotonya dan tutupin muka orang-orang pake tulisan "Charity.FM"? Kalo liat Instagram-nya sih dateng ya.
Capek. Banget. Kebanyakan panitia tuh udah ada di lokasi sejak jam 7:30 pagi, ngurusin ruangan dan parkir dan ngatur-ngatur letak barang.
Sejujurnya kita cuma expect around 300 orang yang dateng, mentok 500 orang lah. Tapi rupanya yang dateng bahkan lebih dari 1000 orang.
Thank you untuk kalian yang udah dateng dan memeriahkan acara @charityfm ini. Tapi terlebih lagi, I want to thank all the committees yang membuat acara ini a great success. THANK YOU GUYS! (+ @gilangkharisma yang nggak ada di foto karena dia yang ambilin fotonya)
boleh kok. sejujurnya gue juga masih buta nanti format #englishhour-nya enaknya gimana karena nggak tau seberapa banyak yang berminat. besok deh improvisasi berdasarkan jumlah orang yang datang. see you there, Anggada!
Ko, klo bsok mau minta selfie bareng tp gak ikut english hour gpp kan ? :')
boleh kok. eh tapi note that English Hour-nya bakalan diadain di lantai duanya NBB yak, karena takutnya kalau diadain di lantai satu malah nggak konsentrasi.
Drumroll, please. Kami para juri telah menghabiskan waktu berjam-jam selama beberapa hari terakhir untuk membaca semua cerita yang telah dikumpulkan. Berikut adalah empat cerita (beserta komentar) yang, menurut kami, berhak mendapatkan hadiahnya:
1. IG: @pluiecheztoi @nyankent: "Bagus. Udah. Satu-satunya komentar yang gue punya ya itu. It's technically an em-dash, not a dash. Tapi bagus. Ciyus. 10/10 would read again." @katharania: "This is one of those things you can print on fancy paper and stick on the wall as decorations." @steffiteo: "Bagus. Reads like a love letter and I like it." Link: https://instagram.com/p/zR4lirMdm_
2. ask.fm: nfepreza Kirana: "Subject matter choice is very well-thought out, and the reveal of the narrator's identity is well-executed." Steffi: "Ada beberapa punctuation awkwardness yang bikin ceritanya agak nggak mengalir, tapi bagus." Kent: "YA AMPUN ADA YANG NULIS TENTANG CINDERELLA VERSI GRIMM." Link: http://ask.fm/nfepreza/answer/126039772553
3. IG: @ddezaldy Kirana: "I adore the subject matter as well as the entire double-perspective thing." Steffi: "Diction-wise, this is one of the best." Kent: "Gila kepikiran aja ya nulis dari sudut pandang begituan." Link: https://instagram.com/p/zEPHiNhjMx
4. ask.fm: @rotikejubakar Kirana: "Paragraf pertama dan kalimat terakhir paling mantabs. The whole thing sounds very sincere." Steffi: "This reads more like an ode, but I like it nonetheless." Kent: "Baca paragraf pertama and I was sold. I was so sure this would make the top four and here it is." Link: http://ask.fm/rotikejubakar/answer/123646819036