Oh the carols today are frightful They make rape seem so delightful Clickbait is my bread and meat Please retweet! Please retweet! Please retweet!It doesn't show signs of stopping And my forehead veins are popping Crush those shitlord balls with your feet! Please retweet! Please retweet! Please retweet!When I finally go offline No one cares 'bout my English degree If only I could kill all men Maybe then at last I'd be free!The papers are slowly dying But outrage sells if you're still buying And I'm a writer who'd like to eat- Please retweet! Please retweet! Please retweet!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFJ7ie_yGU#t=2m33s
Okay Dan, I'm sorry but inquiring minds want to know. How did Cupcake get born? Does this mean you're... Not a virgin?!
Note to all my fellow cake lovers: please allow 5-10 minutes for cooling before attempting to frost your freshly baked cake. A burnt pipette may lead to strange deformations of character in ur a caekest.