Are there any euphemisms other than frosting, because I feel like we need something new?
Euphemism...? W-what are you talking about?
If you'd done a better job, maybe she'd be at home enjoying the festive season rather than out with her new 'daddy' getting frosted by strangers for shiny baubles. What were you thinking?
It's a lost cause. I'll do better with Pancake. Right Pancake?... Pancake... ...?
more like your DOUGHteru
I used the best ingredients ... I followed the recipe... how did it turn out like this...?
>that's rape culture, anon!!
That doesn't answer the question Dan.
no bully ;n;
How many Brad McHugehands have frosted Cupcake?
I don't want to think about that. ;n;
Have you ever given a girl da goofballs?
that's rape culture, anon!!
It's hard to tell the age of a cake if it's Asian. How tell if Christmas or every day of the year cake?
Check for sponge for dryness and crumbliness. Also if a caek suddenly shows interest in you after holding hands with fifty Brad McHugePalms you know the deal. She's settling for you. You wanna be someone's consolation prize for the rest of your life? She thinks she could have done better and she'll let you know it every goddamn day. Just walk away, man. Play games, draw butts. Walk away.wait what are we talking about here huh