Ughh fine. Snowhorn can have Floof's leftovers.
No! Feed her right now! Or she won't have a happy egg!!
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The indexed a cuteness of things by consumption: 1. (a) eating (b) being eaten 2 . subsets of 1 (a) unto 1 (b) when cuteness requires a relation of set 1 (a) to 1 (b). note i: special thanks to Mr. Kim for significate contributions to all categories. Revision 1.01
That's what I'm here for.
Gah! M-my heart! I just want to feed the floof all sorts of delicious things! Move over, Snowhorn! We floof now!
but... but snowhorn is hungry...
4/? still she is learning more than she would have otherwise. Not that she's smarter than any other horn, but she is now fully literate in English. I wonder how long they can keep this up before the teachers catch on?
As long as she doesn't notice your defective horn's pointy teeth and overly pale skin... and black eyes... ;ww;
3/? To my surprise, they appear to have gotten away with it for now. Hats and hair wraps keep her horns hidden and she trims her nails. But I feel this will not end well. I now have to make plans in case that horn gets outed or captured so I can get her back quickly.
Hmm... so your defective horn became the mysterious transfer student with a secret. Maybe she'll make friends with a good nohorn. ;w;
2/? This new defective horn is a odd ball mentally. It was enthralled about human life and wanted to live like one. Physically she is a normal himehorn, but she wants to learn what it is to be a nohorn. So my wife and kids made a fake IDs for her to go to school with my kids!
WHAT
Defectivehorn Apostle here, Sorry not posting much lately. After that world tour via the witch caves, I needed a break. That and to catch up with my family and herds. While I was away, I found out the rest of my family and one new slightly defective horn hatched a plan. 1/?
Kukuku... "hatched". =w=
So floofy...I want to comb her hair!
You can try.... but it'll just floof again!!
+1 answer in: “Hey Dan, can you tell me more about the Lunarians? I want to know where they place on the "american prude" to "slutty freak" slide. (also does making love to Lunarians count as treason?)”
Hey Dan, can you tell me more about the Lunarians? I want to know where they place on the "american prude" to "slutty freak" slide. (also does making love to Lunarians count as treason?)
Please b a respect on a lunarian. Do you want to be put in a reeducation camp?
Also lunarian reproduction is a mystery. There doesn't seem to be any male lunarians...
Also lunarian reproduction is a mystery. There doesn't seem to be any male lunarians...
Hey, Dan. Not sure if you've noticed, but your viewer landing still points to the "Goofy Office Politics" Maria Starlight and not the "Deep Existential Dread" Maria Starlight.
OH NO
Thanks!
Thanks!
5/5 I left the priests be and left. We were to worn down to explore for more lost herds, so we headed home. But one day soon, I'll return look for them. It's been a long trip.
Good work, defective horn apostle. ;w;
4/? The locals hailed him a hero for killing the 'Onis' but I know better now. The bones are real and come from musclehorns, hornmothers and worker horns. Still, I shouldn't surprised Himehorns had such an impact on human mythos and legends.
Another tale for the herd records...
I want to believe there are still some horns on earth, hiding amongst us in a safe and cozy place.
I want to believe there are still some horns on earth, hiding amongst us in a safe and cozy place.
3/? the Local lord with his army laid an ambush for the 'Onis' with his best drinks and the 'Onis' took the bait. They where killed by bow men and traps, but even then it was messy fight. He followed up and wiped out the rest of the 'tribe' and he personally killed the 'Oni Queen' and her daughters.
2/? but the herd grew so big that run ins with the villagers happened too often. The 'Onis' caused problems, stole food, and killed and hurt a number of villagers. Worse they took all the alcoholic drink that was made. Soon they whole 'clan' of 'Onis' turned into drunkards.
OH NO
Defectivehorn Apostle here. Well, after I got that priest to calm down enough to talk and getting my horns in line, I found out that a 'family' of 'Oni' showed up in a nearby cave centuries ago. for a time the locals stayed away and the 'Onis' harmed no one. 1/?
Good horns! Don't eat the nohorns... remember your lesson from the herd records! ;w;
5/5 When they attempted to grab me, I called for @muscle_Horn and her team to appeared and capture them instead. They panicked at first and then started to call them Oni! That is when I realized that ancient Asians peoples had many run ins with my wild herds in the distant past.
That explains a lot... Maybe those brightly colored oni that appear ancient stories might be musclehorns covered in bright red blood. ;w;
But how did they get there? Did the Southern Witch bring them here along ago? Or perhaps they were lost herds?
But how did they get there? Did the Southern Witch bring them here along ago? Or perhaps they were lost herds?
4/? Inside the shrine was several skulls and bones belonging to himehorns, musclehorns and 2 hornmothers with their robes. By then the shrine priests caught me and were furious at me for breaking in. However they didn't see my horns because I told them to hide.
cont'd
3/? Another exit was in Turkey on the eastern side of it. And the last place was near a Temple on a mountain on the northern most Island of Japan. @muscle_Horn told me she faintly smelled wrong horns inside the Temple! What i found inside was something I suspected.
Could it be...?
2/? I took a GPS device with me, I left it off while inside. It probably wouldn't work in there. But it was a life saver when we emerged from the many exits we found. One exit left it in the Ural Mountains in Russia, another was under a water fall in Pakistan....
.... ?!
Defectivehorn Apostle here, Sorry for being gone for awhile. After taking care of my family, I decided to barrow some Musclehorns, @muscle_Horn too, and enough horns to keep them in line and go find out how far the Witch caves go on Earth. 1/?
Defective horn Apostle returns!
The witch caves are dangerous for those who are not apostles or under the care of an apostle. They extend seemingly and even following your path backwards may not return you to where you began. A strange place that leads to stranger places.
The witch caves are dangerous for those who are not apostles or under the care of an apostle. They extend seemingly and even following your path backwards may not return you to where you began. A strange place that leads to stranger places.
Your life in 1 sentence.
Where's the joke, Dan?
Hey Dan, can you tell me more about the Lunarians? I want to know where they place on the "did nothing wrong" to "colony drop" slide.
You'll find out more in the comic!
Anyway, some of you lunarians are alright, don't go to the moon tomorrow.
Anyway, some of you lunarians are alright, don't go to the moon tomorrow.
Does the robonurse really have a in-built toaster? If you pass her a fluffy white slice, will she return it warm and crispy??
Yes, she will make toast for you! ... But in a frying pan, with a little butter.
I made a "woke meguka" twitter for lunarian conspiracy posting and it got locked instantly.
Meguca: [posts the truth about lunarians]
Lunarians: SHUT IT DOWN
Lunarians: SHUT IT DOWN
Did you do the Musclehorn is Home dance?
Yes! It sounds like this:
SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB
SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB