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6/? Also the horn mothers are still following the Great Horn mother's orders, but each one seems to have their own take in how to do it. That often causes friction between them and arguments have happened. It's kinda amusing to watch them bicker.

Kukuku =w=
Even if the horns change over a thousand generations, this part will probably never change... kukuku!

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5/? In fact moving such heavy stones is now a challenge for the musclehorns and they are all into it. With some dirt being moved and tapestry being made, it is really starting to look like something from a fantasy setting.

Amazing! I would like to see this structure for myself. Perhaps I can ask Cupcake to take a picture for me.

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4/? You can guess they are going to perform some sort of ritual I never heard of before. The horns are going all out to get this ready in time. Muscle horns are having a time lifting, moving and setting boulders just right under direction.

It seems the earthian horns are becoming more and more different from those on Big Egg. Perhaps one day they will look more like the Oni that appear in old earthian stories...

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2/? A couple of days ago I found out why the horns are so active now. The Great Hornmother and several other herd's horn mothers have arrived at my horn caves. But this time it's NOT about choosing a new Great horn mother.

I see! The horns must feel very safe if they are allowing their hornmothers to journey outside. =w=

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Defectivehorn Apostle here, It's been quite a week here for me and my family here at my home stead. With Christmas nearly here, I thought I would have a quiet time but not this time. My normally sleepy herds have been VERY awake and busy this time. 1/?

Hello, defectivehorn apostle!
It's quite quiet here in the witch caves. I'm curious about your herds.

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5/5 I do have some bad news. With Canada going into new lock downs, the cake sisters was not allowed to enter Canada to see you. If we still can't get them too you by Christmas, will you take a zoom call with them instead?

My call never seems to get through ... m-my cutest and a best wouldn't block me, would she?

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4/? After making sure the sleeping horns were going to be alright, my family and I enjoyed a MUCH quieter Thanksgiving. Of all the food pics you take Mr. Kim, I didn't see you take one of a proper Thanksgiving meal. I hope you got one.

Sadly I didn't have a thanksgiving meal with turkey this year, but maybe next year... ;w;
I'm glad to hear you're having a happy family and herd-filled holiday. =w=

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3/? I did find another curious thing with the horns. If they eat enough turkey, they WILL fall asleep for a good while. Even the wild turkeys. And this spreads down to even the newly hatched small horns who are nursing from a horn who ate turkey.

Hornmothers always nap after eating (well, after doing anything, really), so maybe it's not that unusual...

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2/? Fall came and went, the harvest has been gathered and now the herds are settling down for winter time work. This is when they make cloth and leather clothing of all kinds. They need them now that frost has arrived and it gets COLD up here.

It's always pleasing to watch the herd hard at work. I wonder if they've picked up the fashion of the nohorns around them...?

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Defectivehorn Apostle here, Sorry for not writing to you for so long Mr. Kim. Between work, family, the cake sisters, the herds and the Hoildays, I have been a busy man. All the same i hope you had a Good Thanksgiving. 1/?

Hello, Defectivehorn Apostle!
Happy Thanksgiving to you. I hope your family and herd are doing well. I hope Cupcake isn't causing too much trouble during her extended stay...

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Defectivehorn Apostle here, I heard you are a rather busy man Mr. Kim. Well, so am I these days. The extra wing of my house I had built to house the Cake sisters is done and they are well moved in and comfy. Now for the hard part. 1/?

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2/? School is starting up and the State of Virginia is still a complete mess in regards of getting the kids back to school. So I made the call and bit the bullet, all of the kids are going to be home schooled with remote learning via zoom with certified teachers.
3/? Interestingly enough a number of my horns want to join in as well. Remember last year I told you I had a horn that tricked her way into going to school with my kids? She's now all excited to try again along side my daughters and the cake sisters.
4/? I do have a number of idle horns waiting for the crops to finish getting ready to be harvested so have to get them to be tied up with something till then. Even @muscle_Horn might learn how to write in cursive this fall.
5/5 Personally I am doing fine and so Is my wife all my kids. This year has been an insane one. It's Labor day now and Summer is done. I can feel Fall in the air at night. So can the horns. I suspect we will have a harsh snowy winter this year.
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I am glad to hear your family is well, Defectivehorn Apostle. =w=
As for writing, it's clear that the horns have a capacity for it since the LEEDAH keeps the herd records, and from time to time it seems that haremhorns can understand the recrords (now and then the haremhorns can be seen glancing at the pages of the records after tidying up the records around a post-snack sleepy leedah) but they never seem to write anything themselves. It would be interesting to know what they would write if made to do so, since they usually limit themselves to herdtree/cave wall paintings.

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Defectivehorn Apsotle here, I do apologize for not writing to you recently. Being a dad and over seer of the horns keeps me busy. A few days ago, something showed up from the witch caves and it's making my horns stirred up in both good and bad. 1/?

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2/? At first I thought it was strange looking girl, but it is in fact a robot! She is more advanced than what we could normally make but she seems to move a bit stiff like she needs maintenance I can't give her.
3/? That robot programming is set to clean and straiten up everything it comes across. This is causing confusion with my horns. They see a 'nohorn' yet it does not smell like one. The musclehorns can't scare it as it does not react to their threats.
4/? The working horns love it because it does their work of cleaning and fixing things, yet hate it for trying to remove the cave moss on the floor. It even tried to clean the eggs in the nursery! It learned quickly what it is not allowed to do.
5/? All I can get from it that is came from the moon and it can speak English. It was cleaning my house when it came to a stop and no longer reacted. It obviously ran out of power and while I tried to move it, I found a hidden compartment on her body.
6/? I found a cord with what looks like a wall plug so I stuck it in a wall outlet. Lo and behold a charging display on her forehead appeared. it's been a full day now and she only gained 2% from an empty battery.
7/7 I guess it'll wake up at 100% but that will take some time. Thankfully it's not sucking up a large amount of power, no more than a normal LED light bulb. I guess I have a new worker now. At least it doesn't need a bed or eat food.
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Defectivehorn Apostle -- watch out!! You better search the area you found that robot and make sure there aren't any more around. One robot might be okay, but a large number can cause LIMITLESS destruction. There's a story on Big Egg about how one of the moons was polished TOTALLY SMOOTH to the point of being reflective by the long-eared bunnies that lived on that moon. I think there may be more to that story than meets the eye.
Be careful, Defectivehorn Apostle!

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Defectivehorn Apostle here, The crops are still doing well but it's not yet time for the harvest so the horns have not much to do other than wait and watch the Musclehorns romp in the mud. So my exhausted wife came up with an idea that seems to work. 1/?

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2/? Seeing my house is getting messy by the day and she is too wrapped taking care of my children and I am with my work to do much about it. Until now. She has taught a few up them to be as acting house maids. Dresses and all!
3/? She picked out some of the horns that would follow orders the best and even had some simple maid uniforms created for them when they worked. Her, my daughters, and the cake sisters pitched in to sew them. it took them a week or more to make them.
4/? I realized I had to get them foldable step stools so they can reach higher than they normally could to clean. The plan seems to be working, but the horns do take awhile to get into a pattern. Nothing major broken yet......
4/4 My house is getting cleaner than it has in ages and my wife can relax a bit more too. Although I do wonder if I can get @muscle_Horn to work as a maid too?
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Haremhorns are the perfect maids. I hope the nohorn world at large never gets wind of their existence or they'll be captured and bred for such purposes... then again, a haremhorn might actually be quite happy with that kind of existence if there were enough horns around to care for and if they could get used to the nohorn smell. ;w;

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Defectivehorn Apostle here, I do apologize for being quiet for so long Mr. Kim. I had made the choice to build a new wing to my house to house all the Cake sisters that have showed up on my door step. My home is crowded enough as is so we had to build this. 1/?

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2/? We're not quite done with it yet, but Cupcake, Dark cake, and Pancake all have their own rooms now and room to house more cake sisters that I feel will show up in time. I did teach the Musclehorns in helping build it. It saves money too.
3/3 I plan to give you another report about my Apostle work soon, but for now. The cake sisters are doing well for the most part. Cupcake seems to be troubled as of late, and I fear it's about her boyfriend. I will find out more about it soon as well. Stay tuned.
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My apologies as usual for imposing upon you. I will be sending Darkcake a little money each money she can use as rent while staying with your herd.
As for Cupcake's situation... I really don't want to read that message!!!

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Defectivehorn Apostle here, It's been awhile since I wrote to you. Having a full house (and barn) keeps me quite busy these days. Pancake is doing well in charming my wife, she is getting close to accepting her as her own child. 1/?

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2/? between Cup and Dark, Pan knows just the right thing to get others to do what she wants. I have never seen such a child to be a master of cunning and manipulative way via charm. Well, Charm magic is her stock and trade it seems.
3/? I need to stop her of that so she won't be dependent of it or abuse it. Sorry Dan, Pan is still a good kid, but she is getting way too spoiled for her own good. She even has most of the herd, and @muscle_Horn going along with her!
4/? Speaking if the herds, High summer is here and a bit surprising that the dry season is here early. This is hard times for horns, hot temps, no rain in weeks and no mud for the musclehhorns. the horns are watering the crops as much as they can but everything is parched now.
5/? I don't think the harvest is in danger yet, but we need rain soon. But I noticed an oddity, Horns are surprisingly resistant to sun burning. They work in the field wearing very little and not turning red much, nor getting solar poisoning.
6/6 The horns have shifted from day time to a night time operations to beat the heat. Horns are sun burn resistance but not heat resistant.
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Pancake is definitely the "princess" of my cake daughters. I truly worry about her future... what will happen if she loses her cuteness one day? Will she be able to live?
As for the heat, it's a good thing the horns sweat so well. Please look out for sweaty, sour-smelling musclehorns, though... it can get pretty bad. The haremhorns must be working overtime!

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Defectivehorn Apostle here, I feel I should give you an update about more newer horns that seem to stand out to me among my herd. First of all, @muscle_Horn does have some rivals. One is "Willow" who is a defective musclehorn and an odd one too. 1/?

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2/? Willow is built for speed, agility and flexibility. For a musclehorn she is taller, thinner and notably weaker than a normal musclehorn (still stronger than a human however), but she is FAST. There is no other musclehorn faster than her.
3/? Willow wins by staying out of reach and wearing down her opponent with rapid blows. Also I do mean she is flexible! I think she has extra ligaments that allows her to contort in ways I didn't think possible. She rarely takes a hit due to it.
4/? Then there is Luna, Physically, she is not a defective at all. Outward wise she is the prime example of a Musclehorn. Her mind is another matter. Other than takeing care of her basic needs and reacting to threats to her herd, she has no will of her own.
5/? Her lack of drive could classify her as a defective but the other horns don't seem to mind it so much. Luna learns quick and in time rival @muscle_Horn in time. How ever she seems to have no desire to dominate anything. She does what is commanded to you for good or bad.
6/6 Luna is more like a machine than a horn sadly. There is little I can do to improve her will so far. I will inform you of more once I figure out the more interesting horns I have now.
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Willlow sounds like a strange horn indeed. I wonder how a herd filled with willows would fair against other, less defective, herds. After all, a musclehorn's muscle is not just for combat against other herds indeed herds rarely actually fight in the wild since they tend to stay far apart and distinguish each others' territory by smell) and that muscle is also put to use to build, tear town, transport, hunt, etc. Perhaps a herd of Willows would have to become more aggressive and steal other herds' food to live well...
As for Luna, I imagine the haremhorns treat her like a very well behaved musclehorn. Musclehorns somehwhat lack a strong sense of will in the first place and are easily lead (and scolded) by the haremhorns. Perhaps Luna's "bullyable" setting just got set too high in the egg. ;ww;

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If My Shut-In Vampire Princess got an anime, would it spoof Tsukihime's ending? Open with Bweh in pajamas transitions to spinning Bweh in dress. Then she fades out but what drops are socks into the lake. overlay shocked bat Bweh and troubled sweat drop Vicky faces. https://youtu.be/bHKsGkRtu4I

The ending would be himehorns eating all the different animals on Big Egg starting from the distant past when they ruled the surface and ate every alien that fell from the stars to the present moment where they subsists on cave crabs and delicious cake and snacks from the Apostle.

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5/? The wild herds on Earth compared to the cave herds is like the old story of the Grasshopper and the Ants. The wild herds store food for a long time, so when winter comes and food is hard to get, they have plenty are very happy.

I see-- that makes sense. In the caves there are few dangers so long as the herds do not wander the caves alone (without the assistance of the southern witch apostle) and the hot underground rivers provide plenty of food and clean water.

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4/? Also, the wild herds are all in in their farming and working. Even the hornmothers want to help. Their helpers do let them create clothing and check the crops if they need something done for them.

I'm glad to hear that the wild herds are doing alright. The herds must be desperate though if the hornmothers are doing work!!

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3/? Cup and Dark are happy to see Pan again. In the mean time, I ask you Dan what you remember of what she is about to do so I won't have to test her to see she skills and powers. Just feeding and housing all of us is quite taxing and pricey now.

Pancake, unlike her older sisters, is a totally ordinary girl... only very cute and sweet. Such a good girl that no one seems to be able to go against what she says-- even my a cutest and a best Cupcake ends up caving into her whims. Ah, I just want to bury her in gifts and spoil her all day long...

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2/? He found her among them some how and brought her to me. Yes, I now find myself having Pancake living with me. Tell me the truth Dan, just how many MORE cake sisters have you sired now? At this rate, I will have to make an expansion to my house just to house all these witch sisters.

Pancake!!
This is just like her... always imitating her older sister and getting into trouble. The witch caves are far too dangerous for a little cake!!

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